the bacon

The act of using greasy bacon to stimulate the taint, which is also called the "bacon strip," and afterward consuming the bacon as well as orally enjoying the leftover bacon grease and flavor.Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon.



bacon
n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.
Example:
Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..."

John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."


Baconitis
A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.
Example:
Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis

Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"


Baconated
When one is completely overwhelmed and overcome in all senses, as to leave one in a zombie-like state, thanks to, in particular, a Wendy's Baconator, but essentially any other form of bacon, one is said to have been 'baconated'.
Example:
Holy shit! Jim just ate that whole Baconator in two minutes! Just look at him now; he cannot move, speak, and likely cannot even think! He's so totally baconated.


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