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the bort

On the old "Muppet Show", this was the final phrase sung by the Swedish Chef during his opening jingle. It has been re-used to mean "testing" in computer geek circles.

Bort

by penguinboy561 on May 31, 2011 13:51:20

A massively popular first name, likely a variant of "Bart." Its popularity is so great that "Bort" merchandise frequently sells out in gift shops.

Example:
"We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates."

Small child: "Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate."
Mother: "No, come along Bort."
Man: "Are you talking to me?"
Mother: "No, my son is also named Bort."

Bort

by SnowballIII on Jun 30, 2011 04:46:31

A popular name according novelty license plate makers in the Simpsons' world.

Appears in The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy Land"

Example:
No, my son is also name Bort

The Bort

by mike ignagni on Jun 16, 2008 02:35:13

The name of the forum on the official Umphrey's McGee fan site

Example:
"There are some sarcastic Umphreaks on the bort"

bort

by poor unforture wamp on Jul 01, 2021 10:49:21

bort is an insult but it’s also much more. it unites the bortiest of souls. everyone can be a bort and everyone can call you out on it. next time someone calls you a bort-accept it and classify it as an essential part of your being

Example:
eat a bort

-the origin and most frequent usage

Bort

by Geedie on Jun 18, 2021 01:12:21

A quite obscure musical genre which is blackened grindcore with very common use of chainsaw sounds.

Example:
-Hey dude, do you like bort?
-BORT GOES FUCKING BRRRRRRRRR

Bort

by Jebidiah on Mar 13, 2003 19:57:37

A person with a dodgy eye, lop-sided head, bearing a physical resemblence to Gollem, the mythical creature from J.R.R Tolkeins Lord of the Rings Series. 2nd most popular christian name in the Northern hemishphere after John.

Example:
"Attention shoppers, we have run out of BORT license plates, REPEAT, we have no more BORT license plates left"

Bort

by CTRL Monsta on Feb 12, 2011 08:12:24

A word of Northern England Origin - Exact area unknown but somewhere around Leeds. Should be used when someone is clearly lying - instead of common responses such as 'bullshit' or 'bollocks'.

Should also be put into as many songs as possible.

When things are taken too far, can also be replicated using seal noises. Usually this would be pronounced 'orrrrr'

Example:
1.
Northerner 1: 'I'm Grizz Me.'
His Friend: 'BORT!'

2. 'I've had sex loads of times, its great!'

'...bort..you're 12.'

3. 'OMG IM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING!!'

'orr orr orr orr orr!'

Bort

by Bortmund on Oct 23, 2009 05:54:44

Derogatory term for the dead fetus of an aborted child. Often preceded or followed by a two-syllable derogatory adjective.

Example:
"I don't give a shit about her bort monkey."

Bort

by KB83 on May 16, 2010 08:59:37

Bort; noun;

A Vajart, or Queef, released upon any plastic, leather, or leather like surface, such as vinyl, resulting in a deep, vibrating, & often multi-tonal sound. The sound is often amplified on a particularly hot & humid summer day

Example:
example: Kathy just squeezed a ripe bort on my brand new leather sofa. I won't be inviting her to my next book club meeting.

past tense: Linda borted on my brand new leather sofa

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