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Something that you come up with when you have nothing else to do. If you searched for this, you need mental help just like the person that wrote this.



Breaded Bread
A more formal definition of the previous one. The Breaded Bread religion has been around for centuries. It was created by a holy figure known as Jebus Crust. His loyal Breadlings wrote all of his teachings onto thousands of slices of bread. Until now, the religion has been forgotten. Join the Breaded Bread Church to praise our lord Jebus Crust.
Example:
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I attend the Breaded Bread church and I praise Jebus Crust.
Person 1: I see. I have more respect for you now. Praise Jebus.


bread
The shit you throw at ducks to get them to fuck off
Example:
Me: fuck off (throws bread 50 feet away)
duck: (goes and eats bread)


bread
THE MOST BADASS, INCREDIBLE, TRULY AMAZING FOOD ON THE FUCKING PLANET!! ARE YOU SAD? GO EAT BREAD! ARE YOU MAD? GO EAT BREAD! DO YOU HAVE DEPRESSION?? EAT. SOME. FUCKING. BREAD! WE ARE NOT DESERVING OF THIS TRULY INCREDIBLE DELICACY!!! I THANK GOD FOR ALL THAT I HAVE BUT MOST OF ALL BREAD!!! EATING BREAD IS LIKE A DRUG TRIP WITHOUT THE DRUGS!!! BREAD IS WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!!
Example:
BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Breaded Bread
A newly formed religion inspired by Jebus Crust. The Mediums have translated his holy text onto slices of bread and documented it. The religion has been passed down for generations and has now resurfaced.
Example:
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I believe in breaded bread.
Person 1: Wow. I have more respect for you now.


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