the candle

A device used for nun masturbation.



candle
A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.
Example:
Just don't store the condoms near the candle.


Candle
1: Someone is hot/hard headed; doesn’t change their mind
2: Something fire or fye; is sexc or fine. Even thicc
Example:
1: “What a candle bruh!”
2: “Ohhh she a whole candleeeee🤤🤤😍”


The Candle
1) stick your boner in boiling hot wax
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle
Example:
Byron: Happy Birthday Moniqua! Now don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle...

Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?!

Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.


Latest Searches

Drip, GIMMIE KISS, Rauch, bonanza, self-righteous, abstruct, gi, Smokers, jaiden, according, flipped, Nova Scotia, prog rock, hipe, extortion, all night long, the homies, scrotum, Game Release Fever, Mexican hooker, I would, background people, punami, Pot Bellied Cunt, The jar, Cultivation, Brown Lasso, jannell, over-inflated, craft beer, -8, Third, treacherous, Hardee, Aji Pitz, the Coldest, in the zone, Similarized, SOHCAHTOA, Microsoft, yandere, Toilet Tension, Killara, red-yellow-green, Kojack, as well, Boss baby, stick together, a drag queen, cut, Townies, feet, placed, Sly, Call the cops, special forces, banana bender, Big East, society, money talks, Freezy, jumping in, repercussions, GH3, TGIF, Silentes, The water, friendlie, Voodoo, Webs, a partner, peeps, COD5, selector, implementation, nerdgasm, want milk, sleeps, locomotive, no0b, soul mate, fidelity, indian sunburn, the others, Bad breath ball, shoebies, highlight, K Y jelly fart, Right Thurr, pout, freedom of speech, the English language, gigantesque, Last Resort Crew, 3B, LAST NIGHT ON EARTH, Punjabi, 4s, fuckwit, lower manhattan, No Shot, jiggy, a Templeton, fuck wit, Blackhole, tank, George W, people, get the ass, four inches, Author, Go up, Equity, ants in the pants, six guys, falconry, pot cookie, venny, Party Habitat, XP, bagel, Downgrade Dude, one in a billion, drones, indifference, k 2, funtime, WeeB, Drew, spoon, This Providence, overated, immoral, La, known, AP Class, HOLY SHIT MAN, generator, good for, IOP, Pistols, Polo G, Stacked, capslol, bangs, Just so you know:, hummers, live porn, fucker, concordant, diluted, Ooh, shellfish, Embryo, 3 ways, Key, damp, Fat Kid, officed, self-unaware-bitch, plis, babygaming, Avenged sevenfold, Do me, Charles Dickens, the art, Krishna, Naruto run, set for life, gap, textbook, the good, nickels, cock and balls, happily, o shit, fifty, bagged up, Subaru Outback, Rat piss, short pants, GIRL WITH A DICK, yor, Hook me up, queer, stopperage, Convict, in denial, The Cross Cross, Ford, good-for-nothing, wreckage, Half-Life, tjuzs, Glock, Leri, Angry Pomeranian, the band, WORDY WORD, violence, the candle, Drip, GIMMIE KISS, Rauch, bonanza, self-righteous, abstruct, gi, Smokers, jaiden, according, flipped, Nova Scotia, prog rock, hipe, extortion, all night long, the homies, scrotum, Game Release Fever, Mexican hooker, I would, background people, punami, Pot Bellied Cunt, The jar, Cultivation, Brown Lasso, jannell, over-inflated, craft beer, -8, Third, treacherous, Hardee, Aji Pitz, the Coldest, in the zone, Similarized, SOHCAHTOA, Microsoft, yandere, Toilet Tension, Killara, red-yellow-green, Kojack, as well, Boss baby, stick together, a drag queen, cut, Townies, feet, placed, Sly, Call the cops, special forces, banana bender, Big East, society, money talks, Freezy, jumping in, repercussions, GH3, TGIF, Silentes, The water, friendlie, Voodoo, Webs, a partner, peeps, COD5, selector, implementation, nerdgasm, want milk, sleeps, locomotive, no0b, soul mate, fidelity, indian sunburn, the others, Bad breath ball, shoebies, highlight, K Y jelly fart, Right Thurr, pout, freedom of speech, the English language, gigantesque, Last Resort Crew, 3B, LAST NIGHT ON EARTH, Punjabi, 4s, fuckwit, lower manhattan, No Shot, jiggy, a Templeton, fuck wit, Blackhole, tank, George W, people, get the ass, four inches, Author, Go up, Equity, ants in the pants, six guys, falconry, pot cookie, venny, Party Habitat, XP, bagel, Downgrade Dude, one in a billion, drones, indifference, k 2, funtime, WeeB, Drew, spoon, This Providence, overated, immoral, La, known, AP Class, HOLY SHIT MAN, generator, good for, IOP, Pistols, Polo G, Stacked, capslol, bangs, Just so you know:, hummers, live porn, fucker, concordant, diluted, Ooh, shellfish, Embryo, 3 ways, Key, damp, Fat Kid, officed, self-unaware-bitch, plis, babygaming, Avenged sevenfold, Do me, Charles Dickens, the art, Krishna, Naruto run, set for life, gap, textbook, the good, nickels, cock and balls, happily, o shit, fifty, bagged up, Subaru Outback, Rat piss, short pants, GIRL WITH A DICK, yor, Hook me up, queer, stopperage, Convict, in denial, The Cross Cross, Ford, good-for-nothing, wreckage, Half-Life, tjuzs, Glock, Leri, Angry Pomeranian, the band, WORDY WORD,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!