the car wash

when a girl lathers up her hair with shampoo, wraps it around your cock, and jacks you off with it until you bust in her hair



Car Wash
When a girl rubs her hair back and forth over a guy's dick until he cums making it look like a car wash.
Example:
Debbie totally swished her long hair over my johnson last night till i came. Bitch looked like she was my dick's car wash.


Car Wash
When recieving a blow job the blower inserts the whole penis and both balls into their mouth and is able to lick the asshole all at the same time.
Example:
Last night Betty was giving me the deep throat and I jammed my balls into her gaping mouth as well. While gagging for air she accidentally tongued my asshole, she took my shit to the car wash!


car washing
The practice of strategically positioning oneself near a future point in the trajectory of a moving individual and timing one's flatulence to coincide with the individual's passing so that individual unknowingly passes through the nauseous gases causing dizziness, vomiting, rashes, temporary blindness, loss of appetite, disorientation, disgust, and general contempt. May also cause hilarity for the individual acting as the car wash. The act is similar to a car passing through a car wash but instead of getting clean, the victim usually just feels plain dirty.
Example:
Person 1: What's that pile of vomit behind you?

Person 2: (Smiling) I'm car washing people and Bill threw up.


The Car Wash
The Car Wash involves two males and one female. The female gets on her knees and the males stand on the right and left side of her, with their erect penises pointing at her cheeks. The female then begins giving both males a handjob simultaneously, using "Turtle Wax" as a lubricant. She does this until both males reach climax, covering her cheeks in semen. Then, once both penises have reached a flaccid state, she spins them both in a helicopter like motion so that the penises slap her cheeks simulating the rotating cleaners in an automatic car wash.
Example:
Thanks to Brett and Dave many girls at Messiah College have received The Car Wash...and have been satisfied with the job!


[car wash]
The girl must be wearing glasses. Poop is first thrown on the ladies face to act as mud. The male then ejaculates on her on her glasses, simulating soapy bubbles. He must dangle and swab his hairy scrotum across the glasses to scrub. Next he proceeds to urinate on her face to rinse off the mud and soap. And immediately turns around and blows a fart in her face to hot dry.
Example:
Man I ran her through the car wash last night, she was not happy.


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