the chest

Really fucking close dammit.



chest
*The top-half of the human body which contains the heart and lungs, also reinforced by the ribcage.

*What women call their breasts in fear of embarassment.
Example:
"Which part of the chest for cryin' outloud!? The sternum? The breasts? Be specific!!"
-me


chest
Where Thor did hit on the walking prune (Thanos) instead of his head
Example:
Things would have been so much different if Thor had hit his head not his chest


chesting
When one guy seemingly at random punches another guy in the chest, knocking the air out of him. This is done back and forth between the two males as a game. Each incident is increasingly surprising for the victim.
Example:
Guy 1: -sitting on the couch, watching T.V.-
Guy 2: -creeps up behind couch, with stealth-
Guy 1: -goes to change the channel...-
Guy 2: -attacks- "CHEST!"
Guy 1: -falls over, without air-

This is chesting.


chest
bad. unfortunate. hosed. cold. ice chest. to ice or brim. to not buds or pull by any means.

broad term used in many contexts.
Example:
$350 for a speeding ticket, what a chest.

dogg you chested me so hard last night-

you were so drunk she couldn't even brim my hog..

George W. Bush is a Chest.

Let's go already, don't chest me.


Chest
The act of pushing, rubbing, or forcing one's chest sexually onto a partner.
Example:
Dude she was totally chesting me last night, and then I chested her back for a while, then she face-chested me it was hot.

I'm trying to refrain from chesting for a while,
Why?
I think I might have gotten a Chest.T.D.


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