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the condition

Waking up in a strange place after having consumed much alcohol, walking to were your bathroom normaly is, then relieving yourself in an inappropriate area of your hosts house.

conditioning

by Calair on Jun 01, 2007 04:46:43

When one joins a sports team such as basketball, soccer or cross country, many of their practices involve conditioning. Conditioning is basically running (jogging and sprints) that is meant to get one into shape to play said sport.

Example:
The other day I went to a 2-hour conditioning practice. Multiple sprints, liners and footwork drills left me exhausted and pissed off.

condition

by Bar Bare-All Eden on Jun 12, 2006 00:36:40

You're having an all night party. Someone falls asleep. You put some real cummy looking hair conditioner on them to simulate the appearance of someone having ejaculated on them while they were asleep.

Example:
PETER: Hey, Bobby, Greg's asleep. Let's "condition" him!

BOBBY: Cool! Perfect, I don't think he's ever heard of that, so it will really get him!

......THREE HOURS LATER......

GREG: (Yawn......wipes face......opens eyes......) What the fuck! What happened to me......GROSS! God damn it! Where are those fucking faggots!

conditional

by NicolasC1223 on Apr 13, 2013 12:19:56

A bullshit, pointless unit that you cover in geometry class that has nothing to do with math whatsoever. Created just to take up space within the school curriculum. There's also a converse, inverse, and contrapositive to a conditional, which just make it sound more and more stupider than it already is.

Example:
Conditional: f you are a musician, then you are a pianist.
CONVERSE: If you are a pianist, then you are a musician.
INVERSE: If you are not a musician, then you are not a pianist
CONTRAPOSITIVE: If you are not a pianist, then you are not a musician.

Conditional

by whiteadjacent on Dec 10, 2018 11:32:51

Subject to one or more conditions or requirements being met; made or granted on certain terms.

Example:
Your girlfriend is being conditional when she demands that we overlook her rudeness and inappropriate behavior in order to all get along.
I am not being conditional by telling you that we do not have a good relationship, it is just a fact.

condition

by wriggler on Feb 21, 2005 21:48:39

to gradually acclimatize another into previously untried or forbidden behavior, control, lead into deep water

Example:
By smearing peanut butter on her cooter, she conditioned her doberman to provide her 'non-prime time' pleasure

Conditional

by Pen~Guin on Nov 01, 2022 09:44:28

My fathers love for me

Example:
My father’s love is conditional

conditional

by jambo jake on Aug 17, 2009 03:41:20

A mix between contemperary and traditional

Example:
That house is so conditional with its log cabin exterior and its modern, functional interior.

Condit

by ByronsRoids on Nov 11, 2009 13:32:59

1) To slam a putter into the green in a rage

Example:
Did you see destroy that putting green? Yeah he definitely pulled a Condit

Conditional DNP

by Nidardos RatOiler on Sep 09, 2021 02:01:58

Conditional DNP is a term used on the site E621.net which is a website hosting furry porn (Yiff).
The acronym means: 'conditional Do Not Post' this means that the artist whishes you not to repost it unless certain criterias are met. This is a tag on E621 which is shown in the artist category, this is why many people mistake it for an artist. (I did so myself, thats why i made this to help others)

Example:
Virgin: Conditional DNP is my favorite artist! I especially like his collaborations with (insert artist).

Chad: Bro...

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