the craft

The bestest movie in the world, the craft is a bad ass movie, you should watch it sometime



the craft
Waste of film starring Neve Campbell, in which highschool girls manipulate those who are more popular then themselves. This film is the holy grail for self mutilating skater kids. ATTENTION SKATER KIDS!!! A oujia board will not make you more popular...this movie is not..I REPEAT NOT a DOCUMENTARY!!
Example:
Hey wanna gather all the Craft tapes in the world and put them on a barge and blow it up in the middle of the atlantic!!!


crafting
1. The activity or hobby of making decorative articles by hand.

2. A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.
Example:
David: Claire just broke up with me, im just sitting at home and crying.

Angela: You mean crafting?

David: What?


CRAFT
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
Example:
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”


Crafted
For one to have a feeling of utter and total retardation via intoxication or inebriation imposed by ones close friend or foe - with or without thier consent.
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}
Example:
Fitty: (Laying on the sticky carpet floor)How the did I get this retarded tonight?
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king crafted , you dumb ass!!


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