the crown
the crown is an invisible title received after a member is the first to receive a blumpkin. The blumpkin must be from a girl.crowned
v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.
crowning
- the state of being very close to having to discharge fecal excrement, similiar to the state of "crowning" when giving birth. To reach this state, the turtle must be poking his head out.
Example:
"Dude, I'm crowning so bad I think I just baked a hashbrown in my underbritches"
"I have to snap a duece so bad that I'm crowning...can you smell it?"
"Dude, I'm crowning so bad I think I just baked a hashbrown in my underbritches"
"I have to snap a duece so bad that I'm crowning...can you smell it?"
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crowning
When the excrement in one's anus cannot be contained any longer and it starts pushing open the sphincter. Probably related to childbirth where the top of the baby's head (the crown) is first visable as it emerges from the vagina.
Crowning
Example:
Mike was crowning, it was a tough decision between dropping a chalupa in the woods with no toilet paper, or waiting for the comforts of an outhouse three miles ahead.
Mike was crowning, it was a tough decision between dropping a chalupa in the woods with no toilet paper, or waiting for the comforts of an outhouse three miles ahead.
Crowning
The moment you cross your legs when you are no where near a bathroom and you clench your bung hole to stop it from coming out
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Crown On
To come up on something in a way that diminishes it. To demean, to dominate, to devour. To freak that bitch out.
Example:
Jody: Man I got crowned on by that trigonometry test.
Heath: I am about to crown on your croquet ball! Booya!
Jody: Man I got crowned on by that trigonometry test.
Heath: I am about to crown on your croquet ball! Booya!