the diet

A word used by large food corporations to decieve old/fat women and men into believing their product is actually remotely healthy.



diet
Dare
I
eat
this?
Example:
I use the DIET method to lose wait by asking myself "dare I eat this?" before I eat anything.


Diet
relatively new phrase added onto major food and beverage products which is synonymous to:

loaded chock full of splenda and impossible to consume because of horrible aftertaste, will make you want more of something that isn't good for you in the first place.

or

foods and beverages whose chief component is air.
Example:
diet rice cakes


diet
n. A food consumption pattern lazy people take up in the place of regular exercise in order to lose weight.
Example:
Atkins, Jenny Craig, High Carbs, Low Carbs, All Protein, No Protein, No Red Meat, No Starch, No Sugar, etc.

Steve: Hey want to go eat some food?
Janet: No thanks, I'm on a diet.


diet
the thing your on today, then off of tomorrow
Example:
Today:
I am sooo like fat!!! Ima go ona diet for realz for realz. No more coco for me, ya heard!
Tomorrow:
uMMMM...them chips look good as hellz.... fuck it, im already fat, why dont I live a little?? (chomps on chips)


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