the function

Coined in the Bay Area in California, a "function" is another word for a party



Function
If you're from San Diego, you know what a function is.

For you outsides, a function is a kickback, party, where people be swanging, getting faded and fucked up. An infamous place for fights and drama.
Example:
Person 1: You going to the function tomorrow?
Person 2: Nawh, my girl don't like it when I go to functions, she don't trust me.


functionable
Something that is both functional and fashionable. Used frequently by fashion models in Europe when describing an item used to accessorize their outfit that can be used day to day.
Example:
Wow that purse is very functionable


functional
adj. Physical and mental state during or after a period of heavy drinking when one is able to, just barely, function on a minimalist level.

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Example:
Huge party last night girl! I did not think you would be in to work today. Say, why is your underwear overtop of your coat? And are those cereal boxes on your feet? You sure you are functional?


functionize
Used in computer/web programming to mean taking a block of code and converting it into a function that can be inherited (or included once) and called by various other programs sometimes over and over again. This cleans up your code and allows the function to be modified and all code inheriting that function gets the modification.
Example:
Bob can you functionize this print popup window that you use 40 times in your code so that you don't write the same 10 lines of code over 40 times?


functionality
Officially the douchebaggiest word possible for feature, capability, change, etc.

Used constantly in software development.
Example:
Person 1: We think the new functionality will really improve the user experience.
Person 2: *Bitch Slap* You mean you think they'll like the new changes?


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