1. Final stage of evolution of any male who spent at least one year dating in America, no matter his origin
2. Mandatory mindset for self-survival within corporate America
3. At this
point of no return, group synonym for an elusive + cocky + self-confident + self-centered + loud + crazy male
4. A guy that doesn’t give a
flyin’ fuck about anything else but his handsome allure and annoying success.
5. THE abusive attitude that will surely attract any girl’s love in America. For life
6. A guy that enhances any girl’s low self-esteem and insecurity without meaning it. Then gets blamed for it.
7. A guy that does not return any “I love you” s but keeps smiling at his girl’s face until she melts down and asks for more of that shit :)
8. Every bitches’ openly discussed concern. Yet every bitches’
secret love.
9. A challenge aka any girl’s biggest
turn-on.
10. A bitch with a dick.
Example:
“Oh my God, Tyler is such a jerk to me {tears} He treats
me like shit {collapses} I love him though {
go figure}”
“Tyler earned twice my
bonus this year and makes me realize what a sorry loser I am. He is such a jerk”