the judge

The Judge is a sexual position where the female lays on her back and the male places his balls in the females mouth. The male then begins slapping the female on the forehead with his penis and shouts GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!!!



judge
To derive unwanted amusement from observing the actions of another.
Compare schadenfreude.
Example:
"If I make tea, will you judge me?"
"If I judge you for asking, 'if you make tea, will you judge me,' will you judge me?"


Judged
To inform a person that you have formed an opinion that you need to express. Shouted at the Eureka moment as the opinion forms in your brain. It is etiquette not to expand on this statement, as there is no need, but if requested it is considered courtesy to lay it out.

Declaring just this statement may alert the person that you have formed such an opinion and they may need to take a looksy at how they are 'rollin because they may be offending your sensibilities and your just looking out for their back.

Usually used to make people laugh and brink them back to the living and keep it real.

Etymology: Middle English juggen, from Anglo-French juger, from Latin judicare, from judic-, judex judge, from jus right, law + dicere to decide, say
Example:
You may see someone wearing pyjamas in a supermarket and just turn to your fellow peeps and say:

"Judged."

This phrase is effective and understood amongst your peers it is like giving a silent not of agreement.

Should be used in jest to alert your friends to something funny they may have missed and brighten their day.

Especially funny when you say "judged" for something you yourself have done and can be used as a bonding tool.

nb: only works if your friends are thinking the same thing.


judge
To judge is to make a personal opinion about someone ,notice there's a difference between prejudge and judge meaning to judge you have your reasons because you've observed this person or have talked to this person for you to personally make a decision on what this person is or about. If you talk to someone and their telling how they robbed people, of course you're going to judge them as a theif or even if there lying about their still dishonest so now you have reason to judge them. The bible says Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged and the bible also says in the last days people will be haughty, disobeident to parents, brutal and so on and warn believers to stay away from these people but in order for you to know these characteristics you have to judge them after them after the fact, so that's a contradiction.. But don't fall into the trap of being prejudice because that's just plain stupid, just because a person dreisses and looks like Lil Wayne doesn't mean he's father isn't a big time judge when you falsely arrest him crooked officer. Just because a person is clumsy doesn't mean they have a low iq, just because a person is a stripper doesn't mean they don't have a heart of gold.. But prejudice isn't a good thing and it hurts people feeling and someone will always prejudge you the same way. If a person fucks your girlfriend would you still not judge and forgive him. He's a scumbag and that's it. read people, test them, weigh your facts and make a decision.
Example:
Anthony called a John a bitch because he got punched in the face and didn't do anything, he judged him based on his actions


Judge
a sick ass revolver that shoots .45's and 410 shot shells for the instant close combat kill. shot spreads instantly out of the short, rifled chamber, not leaving your enemy a chance.
Example:
I saw this cop totally Judge the robber
Last night, this guy attacked me in the subway, and I whipped out my Judge in defense.


judging
The act of looking down upon someone; to regard with contempt or disdain; to regard as an inferior.

Usually accompanied with the action of raising one's hand.
Example:
Boy 1: OMG I love the Spice Girls!
Boy 2: *raises hand* "judging..."




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