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the mechanic

The first person that you want as a friend, the last person that you want as an enemy.

Mechanic

by American-Kiwi17 on Feb 08, 2017 02:06:54

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data from those of questionable knowledge.

Example:
It's a good thing Tim hired a mechanic, cuz he doesn't know what the fuck he is doing.

mechanicing

by Mr_Shlaapu on Apr 02, 2016 07:54:43

Working on or fixing a mechanical machine or part. Most likely vehicles.

Example:
I was mechanicing on my god dam truck until 3 am.

The Mechanic

by Lehmdawg on Jun 13, 2019 07:21:04

A sexual position where someone is licking a girl's ass and fingering her vagina simultaneously. Also, the mechanic can also be when someone is licking a girl's vagina and fingering her ass simultaneously. It is called "the mechanic" because you are "checking the oil" and "checking under the hood" at the same time.

Example:
Damn bro my girl got really mad at me last night. Looks like tonight I'm gonna hafta give her the mechanic to get outta the dog house.

Mechanic

by American-Kiwi17 on Feb 08, 2017 02:02:02

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable date from those of questionable knowledge.

Example:
It's a good thing Tim hired a mechanic, cuz he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

mechanic

by Evil Paul on Dec 29, 2010 01:14:20

1. A person who fixes things, esp. cars, planes and bicycles.
2. A cliched term for an "assassin" in movies that has no equivalent in the real world.

Example:
SKIP: Hey Joe, I hear you're a mechanic. Could you please kill my neighbor's cat?

JOE: What?! I fix cars, ya moron! What do you think this is, a Michael Bay movie?

The Mechanic

by The Iron Chef 103 on May 20, 2009 14:15:18

the mechanic is a sexual position where the guy slides under the girl like a mechanic under a car. she is on all fours and the guy is underneath. the guy bends his knees and puts his feet squarely on the bed. then pushed off his feet in order to thrust

Example:
Yeah bro she was going wild when i gave her the mechanic last night

mechanic

by Guy Dalziel on Mar 01, 2006 06:35:10

A card-dealer at high-stakes poker who is adroit at manipulating the cards in the deck to favor one player over another.

Example:
"Don't worry kid," Shooter said, "No one will know. I'm one helluva mechanic."

-- Richard Jessup, "The Cincinnati Kid"

mechanic

by eddie6775 on Jan 01, 2011 02:55:38

A person whom is skilled in the use of tools and repair or fabrication of mechanical devices.
Not necessarily just cars and trucks.

The term mechanic but a few generations ago was a skill level in the industrial trades. covering many different lines of work.

Example:
I'm a mechanic, but wish to become a machinist and eventually a tool maker.

Mechanic

by The Order of The Crow on Nov 02, 2010 21:52:24

A mechanic is a person that has sex with transsexuals. A mechanic is known to "work on trannys."

Example:
He hangs around with trannys because he is a mechanic.

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