the overland
the overland is giving a prostitue over the age of 35 a ride home without having intercourse. but before she can escape the grasp of the vehicle, she is made to strip down and put on a McDonalds
work shirt and ask "How May I Help You Today". Then she is forced to service the driver of the automoblie with the following of choices:The McGribbler: she slowly grasps the testicles of the
paying customer, and puts them in her mouth. while in her mouth, she uses a varitey of condiments, ranging from mustard to
thousand island dressing.The McBitchWitch: the driver takes a handful of the prostites hair, and takes her head and slams it into the dash board while screaming "I am giving you the
McBitch you dirty Witch". While all this is going on, he is masturbating into his hand, and while he is about to climax, he climax in his palm, and puts it
on the dash board and rams her face into it.The Mc BlowHard: A personal favorite, and most well known for its beginnging in the
Williston, North Dakota area, the prostitute is given a
enima of blended sandwhiches of the Mc Donalds dollar menu. (be sure to blend sandwhiches well, and mix with a large portion of orange/prune juice) once sandwhiches are made into a milkshake of delight, a large funnel is inserted into her fanny, and the nummmy liquid is pumped into her hooo-haw. Then with the delicious milkshake waiting in her rectum, one is required to kick her in the stomach as hard as possible, making her shit her pants with orange/prune juice, and ground up cheeseburegers. Then they are to force her from the vehicle and make her scream " I love the MC Blowhard Sandwhich, it makes me shit my pants", while walking back to the shitty street corner she came from. Then lastly, one is to run up behind her and slap her in the face with raw
hamberger, and say, "No thats a Meal you bitch"!!!!!!
overlanding
by Jumelton on Apr 24, 2017 01:56:10
Overlanding is a group of people that talk about taking their heavily equipped vehicles
offroading through tough terrain and
off trail camping, but never do.
Example:
Hey bro, after I put thousands in my new truck I think I'm going to take it overlanding in my backyard. It's going to
be epic.
This new
rooftop tent cost
me three thousand dollars, but will be worth if for the two times I use it during my overlanding trip behind Walmart.
Overlander
by Long Live the Rebellion on Oct 14, 2017 11:17:43
Example:
Bro, look at that Overland truck. It’s got more shit loaded on the roof rack than a gypsy wagon. That Overlander dude is wearing a
shemagh with a
slouch hat and
jodhpurs. What a flippin’ poser!
overland
by Blondie D on Jun 11, 2008 21:22:59
A town in Missouri where
white-trash, the elderly,
KKK members and gang members intermix. Oh and added
'r's in words like wash are a must.
Example:
"Hey Billy Bob, let's get Jarvis and walk to that there North West Plaza. I wanna look for some huntin' stuff cuz
the Overland Walmarts is all out."
"I dunno Earl. Jarvis is warshing his dad's el camino and I heard there was a drive-by at the bus stop last Thursday."
"Well shucks, I guess I'll just keep
shootin' squirrels with
my bb gun."
Overland Park
by Fred the Wolf on Jul 17, 2005 15:34:42
The second most populous city in the state of Kansas. Located in
Johnson County, in the northeastern quadrant of the state. Major highways include
I-35, I-435, and US 69. Corporate headquarters of Sprint, Applebee's Restaurants, and Yellow Transportation. Home of Johnson County Community College. Features two shopping malls, a convention center, an
arboretum, and several mini malls, strip malls, restaurants, hotels, movie theaters, office buildings, and parks. Proud to be one of the safest cities in the United States. A pleasant place to live.
Example:
Wanna to go Overland Park?
Sure.
What do you wanna do there?
Let's go to the
mall.
Sounds good. I'll drive.
Overland Park
by MsFlintstone on Aug 16, 2015 18:31:35
Pretentious,
shitty driver who pays extremely high taxes so they can have the most beautiful strip malls in the state. Irrelevant however because they only look at themselves all day oblivious to other people places and things. This is why they act entitled they haven't noticed they are just fucking Kansans that neighbor
Gardner..? Come on ! Side note masturbation more popular than fornication. Terrible hair and awesome
volvos Example:
If this Overland Park doesn't move I'm gonna
ram his
Mercedes so he will look at something
important
Overland Park
by tosspot of kcmo on Jan 25, 2009 09:50:12
A culturally bankrupt,
strip mall laden suburban
hellhole in northeast Kansas that owes its entire existence to the fact that it's been able to
leach resources off of nearby Kansas City Missouri - a city in another state - for as long as this region has been settled. A thorough example of everything that is wrong with American "culture."
Example:
suburb hellhole suburbia
strip mall wasteland
overland park suburban sprawl urban sprawl suburban hellhole
suburban wasteland automobile slum happy motoring utopia parking lagoon strip mall gulag franchise fry pits
Overland Squat Blossom
by Eaton Holgoode on Apr 28, 2015 02:35:27
A traditional taking of a dump aka
Squat Blossom. Except that one defecates outdoors and in public. To perform the Overland Squat Blossom, one drops their pants, places their back against a wall, tree or other structure and positions their legs and feet to appear be seated on a toilet. This pseudo seated position allows maximum push and the bowels are generally released with limited collateral shittage. The ensuing assplosion will vary depending upon the
fecal viscosity. Wet shits are not recommended. While the goal is to lay the perfect
clean pinch turd directly below on the ground, a wet shit or rooster tail will likely trail or tickle down along the wall down to the ground.
Example:
Leroy left work one afternoon. As he was heading to the parking area, he looked along the wall near the employee exit and noticed a large pile of wet feces. It was obvious that someone had performed and Overland Squat Blossom and left quite the mess on the sidewalk. But notably, Leroy was quite impressed by the fact that there was a line of turd running down the wall to the pile below. Clearly, the defecator had
rooster tailed that turd and it was not a real
clean pinch.