the pasture
noun - The exclusive
repository for senior advisors that came into a campaign or project late and
totally fucked everything up.
The pasture is where these highly paid and under qualified senior advisors go to prepare for their next failed venture.
pasture
by Rachael Waterdwelling on Jan 24, 2003 07:32:51
Any grassy-knoll-like
surface of the body...grassy-knoll-like in that is it harry and sound for
grazing. Or
digging.
Example:
Don't
touch my pasture.
Pastured
by emcmillan444 on Jan 28, 2011 15:16:12
The state of being blazed and
plastered. One who is
pastured is very likely to wake up somewhere in
the pasture and have no memory of the night before.
Example:
Did you see
Nick last night? He was so Pastured, 3 people had to help
carry him out of the movie
theater.
browner pastures
by jeru411 on Jul 11, 2015 02:54:28
Example:
I can't believe
Fred left this amazing
city for browner pastures.
pasture pot
by behol on Dec 24, 2010 18:46:02
greener pastures
by *MICHI* on Apr 02, 2003 06:28:15
Example:
"Would you say they find me
unstable
Cause they
see me act a little bit different
But I know my way to greener pastures and
Think about it, won't you think it over
Please..."
greener pasture
by Atom12345 on Jan 06, 2010 23:08:24
pasture chubby
by Snuffy Jenkins on Apr 15, 2014 04:50:58
This happens when you are wearing
tight jeans while riding through a
pasture (or off-road) in a truck. Next thing you know, you got a full on chubby because your jeans are rubbing on your penis. This is caused by the truck rocking back and forth due to the rough
terrain.
Example:
"
Damnit, these
jeans are too tight, now I have a pasture chubby."
her: "Babe, why is
your penis hard?"
you: "It's not hard, I got a pasture chubby!"
goose pasture
by Ron Erickson on Jun 22, 2007 11:21:24
On
the ranch, when you don't want
the bull in with the cows, you put the bull the field with the geese. "
Goose pasture" is that place where the male has no opportunity with sexual relations with the opposite sex. The phrase is aptly applied to the the situation a young husband finds himself in during the last trimester of his wife's pregnancy.
Pasture pool
by Cbm4562 on Feb 27, 2018 13:46:31