At some point in their youth, or not so youth, childless hipsters will pack up their belongings, tea and unisex footwear such as
blundstones and embark on a right of passage which involves
journeying around
estranged and dangerous regions of the world in attempt to gain culture, enlightenment and non curable diseases. Targetting areas where, they along with their human size backpacks, can be easily identified as tourists, they sleep in rooms with other
pilgrims squeezing their belongings between their legs as to not get violated or have their blundstones stolen. It is imperative that the
pilgrim travel with a high end smartphone to ensure their acquaintances are reminded that they are superior because they eat cross legged and get
hena paint. The hipster must attempt to represent themselves as someone who does not hail from a 3 story house in an affluent neighborhood.
In order to be considered successful, the hipster must attain a certain number of likes on social media lest they keep travelling and searching for likes.