the poke

Jail. Prison. Correctional Facility. The Big House. The term is derived from the fact that a high incidence of anal sex occurs in jail.



the poke
A contagious infection spread by the unprotected use of the Facebook Poke feature. Repeated poking only serves to aggravate the infection, often leading to secondary infections.

Symptoms include dryness of fingers, sensitivity of finger tips, cramping up of hands, index finger permanently placed in "poking position". Infection also generates a highly addictive and uncontrollable urge to poke others, thereby facilitating further spread.
Example:
"Jimmy poked that stranger and caught The Poke. The doctor told him it can't be treated."

"I told you not to poke that girl. She's known to poke guys loosely."


poke
What my mom tells me not to be doing to any girls at the age of 15.
Example:
"Now Jake don't go around poking any girls"


poke
in northern ireland poke is another word for ice cream on a cone. so if offered a poke u are not being offered sex!
if you hear the term "pokie" this refers to the seller of the ice cream. usually in a van or other mobile stall.
Example:
"fancy a poke" "aye go on!"

"who wants a poke"


*poke*
Literally, to poke someone. Typically this is done over an IM client.

Part of the old school emote family (yeah, before lolcats).
Like anything enclosed in asterisks, *poke* is performing the action of poking the person you send it to.

Largely replaced, in modern context, with "/e", "/me" or "/em" (emote) preceding the action.
Example:
Dude: Hey!
Bro: Hey Dude, what's up?
silence>
Bro: *Poke* Oi! Wake up!
Dude: ouch! Sorry was doing other stuff!


poke
a gesture on the online community of Facebook that is sure to leave the recipient utterly baffled.
Example:
Charlotte Just gave me a poke man...

Does that mean she wants to bang you?
I dunno...
Does she want to be friends with you?
I dunno...
Isn't that kinda of annoying?
I guess...
What does poke mean anyways?
I dunno....
etc......


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