the polar express

running the train on your friend who visits for christmas.



The Polar Express
The Polar Express is a 1985 children's book (ISBN 0-86264-143-8) written and illustrated by Chris Van Allsburg, a former professor at the Rhode Island School of Design.
Example:
Guy 1: Yo, have you read The Polar Express?

Guy 2: Yeah, man, it's the shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.


The Polar Express
When a condom is slid onto a cylindrical object such as a dildo, cucumber, ect and then placed in a freezer until the condom is frozen stiff. (The use of popsicals is also permitted)

You can either attempt to put the condom on your penis however this is not recommended, think "tongue to frozen flag pole" or leave the condom on the cylindrical object and attempt to slide the frozen condom into a woman's vagina while making the "choo choo!" sound.
Example:
She kept complaining how hot it was in the room when we were having sex, so I told her to put her hands over her eyes, and play with herself for a second until I came back.

I left the room and pulled a Popsicle out of the freezer, and shoved the Popsicle in her vagina, shouting "choo choo bitch" I totally ran The Polar Express!


Polar Express
Sliding a cylindrical freezer pack into a rubber balloon (with no air/helium in it) pissing in it, then putting it in the freezer for a few hours, then taking it out and shoving it up your ass and or vagina until you cum.
Example:
"Mark gave himself a good Polar Express last night, im still cleaning the kitchen floor."


Polar express
The favorite Christmas movie of people born between 2003-2006, based on a book by *Googles* Chris Van Allsburg. In 2017 it became the dank express, DEJA VU! Its cast consists of Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, and a special guest appearance of Tom Hanks.
Example:
The polar express is the most epic Christmas movie.
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The polar express
A 2004 fun and at times boring Christmas at times musical movie where a young boy runs away from home to go on a train that takes him and other people he meets such as this nice girl, nerdy boy, and shy boy, that he seems to be friends with quickly, throughout a journey. Throughout the movie, things get more interesting but boring at one point. It's a very good movie overall. The last time I watched it was Christmas 2020 and I want to see it again Christmas 2021 and every Christmas.

SPOILERS

The train ride includes a girl thought to be killed, a ghost who appears at multiple times in the movie, emergency brakes, but it gets more and more interesting. Then comes a rollercoaster and the train going on a frozen lake. Then creepy toys giving a halloween vibe, then people singing, then arriving at the north pole where the young boy, the girl, and the shy boy, and nerd sneak away and end up in the workshop. Then they fall into Santa's bag of presents and then get taken to where Santa and the Christmas tree is and the end is boring but important. I almost fell asleep at the end. The young boy believes in Santa and gets the first gift but he loses it but when he leaves the train and wakes up as it was a dream, he gets it as a gift in the real world with a note saying that he left it on Santa's sleigh. The end!
Example:
I watched The polar express last Christmas and many Christmases before, ITS SO GOOD I WILL NEVER STOP LOVING THAT MOVIE IT IS MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE EVER!!!


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