the ratchet

Noun.A connoisseur of ratchet women, especially those pulled from nightclubs after last call. The ratcheteer's natural mating call is Rihanna's Talk That Talk which he requests from the DJ or sits in the parking lot banging from his car. The Ratcheteer has a specialized mating dance, similar to a body roll, used to signal ratchets that he is in heat. He is especially adept at disposing of evidence in parking lots.Once a ratcheteer has identified and brought his ratchet back from the club for an "afterparty" he seeks out four specific environments for mating:1. A living room full of partygoers2. A public balcony3. Someones kitchen4. An air mattressThe ratcheteer typically will have no recollection of the previous evening as they will sleep until noon the next day. They will only find out about their behavior once on word spreads of their ratchetry on social media websites. Ratcheteers will spend all Monday at work on Facebook deleting evidence so close friends and family do not discover their ratchetness.



ratchetize
To make something ratchet, ghetto, bad, ugly, or worse.
Example:
Wow, thanks for totally ruining and ratchetizing my party. It's so ghetto and annoying.

I look too good right now, I need to ratchetize myself.


Ratchet
Simply summarized by:

A bitch who is also ghetto
.....ghetto bitch

See: "Hot cheeto girl" "ghetto girl" "bitch" "douche"

May exhibit these:
-attitude, sassy, smart mouthed, temperamental
-nasty and mean
-childish
-rude and crude
-obnoxious (loud)

-unruly and out of control
-disrespectful
-aggravating
-thinks they are so pretty, or all that
-attention whores
-mean girl behavior (spiteful, mean, cruel, manipulative, deceitful, vindictive) especially to other females
-indirect or direct aggression
-aggressive
-wanting to fight over nothing

-always has beef with other ratchet females (over whos prettier or boy drama)
-Thinks its funny to: start stuff, cause drama, be disrespectful, say nasty things about other ppl (often caught laughing with other ghetto douchebags)
-ghetto fabulous (changes their hair and its color very often, super bright colors to draw attention)

-long nails, long eyelashes
-sticks their tongue out, duckface
-angry grunts and noises
-twerks a lot
-trashy
-messy
-no morals
-lots of slang, or replaces letters, like c with k: cool with 'koo'
-steals
-fake and selfish
-manipulators
-ghetto mentality
-might be dumb asf, but usually street smart
-posts alot of dumb mood posts on social media

Avoid these "women" at all costs!!!!
Example:
You: *looks at a ratchet female*
Them: Boo, the fuck


Ratchetivities
Activities performed for leisure, entertainment, or pleasure by one who either self-identifies or has been identified as a ratchet. Can imply the involvement of sexual acts and/or consumption of alcohol.
Example:
"Which one o' y'all are down for ratchetivities this weekend?!"

"Expect a ratchet to suggest their usual ratchetivities for the pregame and after party."


Ratchet
1: To act in a dysfunctional or out-of-pocket manner; unruly; 2: Someone whose actions could be considered as severely undistinguishable; possesing little or no class.
Example:
"I'm tired of Denise bringin' them ratchet ass kids around the house when I'm trynna work! Little heathens always trynna tear shit up!"

"Ayy yo tell me why this bitch is down to let the whole team smash?!?"
"Cause she ratchet..."


Ratchetness
The astronomical levels of HOEING and the displaying on extreme levels, of GHETTO.

One who is very random and acts in ways of being LOUD & OBNOXIOUS

One who is DIRTY, LOW CLASS, NO MORAL VALUES and place themselves in a situation of being known in NEGATIVE WAY.

The JEALOUS, LONELY & BUSSA of the group.
Example:
Jessica: "Hey Ashley, what are you getting into tonight?"

Ashley: "Girl I wanna fuck about 3 dudes tonight and they in the same frat!"

Jessica: "Ugh, you are displaying extreme levels of ratchetness!"

Ashley: "Girl I know, I'm ratchet." "Don't ya think so?"


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