the register

when you stick your cock in and out of a girl real fast giving her the bug eye effect



Register
The plume of blood that appears in a syringe chamber when injecting, suggesting that the venepuncture has been successful (Drug user slang)
Example:
Usually I can't find a vein but yesterday I got a register first go!


Register
An excuse used by Counter-strike players when they shoot anyother player and completely miss.
Example:
Malix ! kA0s : WOW REGISTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FACE 30 TIMES !@$@!#*&#(%^
Malix ! Fear: Dude... you missed all thirty shots.


register that
The new wave of comebacks, it is the exclamation at the end of any point, statement, or just plain old outburst. Most effective when accompanied by a hand movement beside the ear similar to that of pulling a slot maching handle, sound effect of cha-chink, and then finally your "register that"!
Example:
What you lookin at bitch! I'll slap you for it. (hand movement) (cha-chink) REGISTER THAT!


whistle register
The highest register of the human voice. A note properly sung in this register can, in fact, shatter glass.

The whistle register is very rarely used in music, mostly because the ability to hold a pitch in the whistle register is itself very rare. However, singers who can reach these notes do have a few special privileges. Only a whistle-register singer may play the Queen of the Night in Mozart's Die Zauberflote.
Example:
Two very famous whistle register singers are Mariah Carey and Sarah Brightman.


Register Rage
Noun. The barely-contained fury that swells up within you while waiting in line at Wal-Mart, Walgreens, Publix, etc. when some dumbass decides to use all their partial foodstamp checks to buy 80 different items.
Example:
I just had some serious Register Rage at Wal-Mart....why do foodstamp people take so long for chrissake???


register jockey
The ONE worker who, in a fast food resteraunt, ALWAYS stands at the cash register. A very pathetic attempt at trying to look busy, while other do the REAL work.
Example:
register jockey: Dude, we busted out like 45 subs that hour!!!

Co-worker: NO, I busted out like 45 subs that hour...you only played register jockey!!


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