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the shark

The act of laying a "floater" in the ocean, then having sex in the water while it floats around the two of you. "The Shark" gives you that feeling that there's a stealth-like and lurking danger in the water.

the shark

by Reginald Flumpkin on Jul 08, 2006 23:01:23

Originating somewhere in Hilliard, Ohio in the early 21st century, the shark is a sexual manuever in which you place your hands together with fingers extended (like those silly karate men do when they bow). You then insert your eight fingers into the anus of a willing, tied-up or otherwise incapacitated female, followed by the insertion of your thumbs into the vagina. The entire hand is then moved side-to-side like a shark swimming in the ocean. The effects of the shark are unknown, as it has never been attempted in recorded history.

Also known as: Two in the pink, eight in the stink.

Example:
Tommy: "Dude, Harry, your sister was passed out on the sofa upstairs, so I gave her the shark!"

Harry: "NUH UH! Side-to-side and everything?"

Tommy: "You know it man!"

Harry: "Awesome, I'll bet she has to wear diapers for the rest of her life."

Tommy: "Yeah, after I got her I made you a sandwich."

Harry: "Alright! Crunchy peanut butter! My favorite!"

Tommy: "Yeah, crunchy peanut butter...."

the shark

by G unit on Oct 26, 2004 03:47:40

When a kid named Max (who no1 knows) comes out of no where and suprises you.

Example:
Dude you just got sharked.

the shark

by Sarah and her housemates! on Apr 04, 2007 03:34:30

When you've eaten alot and afterwards you feel sleepy or actually have a nap/fall asleep. Taken from a scientific finding that sharks fall asleep after eating due to chemicals in their brain.

Example:
" ohhh i've got the shark, i'm going for a nap "
OR
" i think i've got the shark"
OR
" zzzzzzzzzzz " < the shark just got you.

the shark

by dipper_iz_bosna on Jan 17, 2009 04:28:34

If you go to a wing restaurant and your date is pissing you off, order the hottest possible wings.

Then when you take her home, munch on her box and you will set it on fire (figuratively speaking).

Example:
"That bitch was pissing me off last night, so i gave her the shark."

"Argggg yearh!"

shark

by DrizzyXL on Oct 01, 2020 00:58:37

POV: You are here from the definition of Urban Dictionary and decided to see what shark meant even though you already know what it means, and just want to see some random sexual definition.

Anyways, a shark is a sea creature.

Example:
Jimmy: *looks for the definition of Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary*
Also Jimmy: *sees the definition that contains the word shark*

Jimmy again: *looks for shark*
Shaniqua: ay lil timmy you ain gonna look up da definishin of shawrk becu you saw tha shi on th definitshin of urb dic right lil squart?

shark

by ereeeygeyrgwyrgfec on Mar 08, 2019 00:34:50

Scarry little fish

Example:
The shark is small

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by URB4N D1C710N4RY on Apr 02, 2021 05:04:16

When you got so curious about that Urban dictionary definition (not mine), you decided to look up "shark" thinking you would find the definition "Apparently a way to have sex", although you very well know what a shark is (a sea animal that eats blood). Well, NO!

Example:
Did you look up "shark" on Urban Dictionary just to find a sexual definition?

shark

by colininthehouse on Oct 09, 2018 21:15:43

an aquatic animal that lives under the ocean sea. watch out for land sharks and sharknados which can happen on land tho. most sharks are under water tho. they eat meat

Example:
look out its a shark!!!

The Shark

by chopper69 on Nov 12, 2009 17:16:26

A nick-name for someone that is a relentless predator, like a shark, when it comes to the opposite sex.

i.e. Dave "The Shark"

Example:
Luke: We've only just walked in the door and he's off weaving through the crowd looking for ass

Paul: Yeah, that's why we call him The Shark.

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