the soda

Soda is a soft drink.



Soda
Face it, you are all wrong. It isn't Pop, even though some people like calling it that (and in my opinion, that's perfectly fine) and it isn't called "Soda" for the reasons you may think it is. Soda, Pop, or Soda Pop, was named "Soda" due to it's chief ingredient: Sodium Bicarbonate, which is a soluble, crystalline form of Carbon. Now, they decided "Soda" because it is easier to say "Hand me a soda" than it is to say "Hand me a Sodium Bicarbonate soft drink." Some people started calling it "Pop" because of the popping noise that occurs when a can or bottle is opened, or because of the popping noises that the bubbles make.
Example:
In all honesty, I don't care if you say Soda, Pop, or Soda Pop; it really depends on where you grew up, or how informed you are. Please just stop the quarrels; some are funny, but most are just retards being bitches.


Soda
The correct term for a carbonated drink, not that bullshit name, "pop." This ain't 1950.
Example:
Man, I sure do love soda. And not pop. What's pop? Who says that? I don't.


soda
Used in Australia to describe a really easy sporting opportunity which has then been completely fucked up.

In cricket this is usually a dropped catch. The same applies to a dropping a mark in Australian Rules football, and it can also be a goal that is missed from very close range.

Also known as a sitter, gimme or dolly.
Example:
Give yourself an uppercut mate, you just missed a soda.

Last Saturday I dropped a fucking soda in slips and we lost by 1 wicket.


soda
The foamy white crap you had to clean up after that lame "volcano" science experiment your Dad made you do in 5th grade.

Placing an opened box of soda (NACO2) in your refrigerator will help prevent odors and it is used in toothpastes to whiten teeth.

For a sweetened carbonated beverage, see pop.
Example:
Chicagoan: I'm putting some soda in the refrigerator.

Guy from NH: Gee that sounds swell! I love soda, can I have a Coca-Cola Classic Pweez!!!

Chicagoan: . . .


SODA
SODA stands for Single Oral Double Anal where single and double refer to the amount of penises invloved and the oral and anal refer to their respective insertion point. SODA is traditionally performed by four humans or animals.

SODA can lead to a Creaming SODA where mouth and/or anus are ejaculated into and on special occassions, the Cherry SODA where the recipient bleeds during the process.
Example:
P1: I lost my SODA virginity at Steve's last night.
P2: Guess you could say you were SODA popped! *Hi Five*
P1: I'm not Hi-Fiving that.


Latest Searches

undersized, a puppy, [messager], Sheep, Oof, crosswalk, tactic, goofiest, Emo people, ensure, Wiesel, sexual activity, grade A, E- Class, butt-hole, Mark ass nigga, Left-Right Swipe, annihilation, labeled, COH, UCS, Bubba, Marx, my place, mother fucker, Self-Titled, Big Momma, deuche, too lit, WAY better, DENCH, burn up, bus surfed, Throw it in, debut, The Reach, boat shoes, biggest, An awesome, Uncool person, Nap, trollface, zoology, the here and now, drastic, no doze, I Am Gay, pop smoke, average looking, Warp, A best friend, pedobear, Conviction, macaroni, to troll, fratty, comin down, chill the fuck out, vine, cyberbully, Marissa, abstruct, exploiting, Concure, expensive clothes, Multiplier, Penny, sex ritual, virgins, Spicy food, encourage, his ass, dary, munning, Qualify, vibrant, homie, Double dated, no hope, for shit, complicated, popsicles, Asmongold, sophomore album, domesticated, louda ka baal, sexual conduct, fortnight, just do you, Three, kick it, Edna, kawaii, 153, put out a BOLO, Anime fan, special pants, Meat Boy, Seller, Do-Dos, design, Assortment, 3!, Synapse X, no-lifing, round, blizzard, invading Iraq, Co-op, oooo, You Need Help, told you I, Photon, shush, got his, diminish, right arm, Little Helper, threw, An image, Belive, Homer Simpson, hourly bunny, human, textured, Pipping, You know, Tiki Tiki, triumph, Jo, pissheaded, SSsssss, irrevelant, lucky you foundation, throught, ninetails, our friend, first base, only you, lux, Wholly, jack harlow, octagon, breaks, Ex3, Martha, assembly, early grave, Sounds Like Hell, good times together, got up, that happened, intestinal, GET SOME BITCHES, slip it in, Jack-in-the-Box, pre-nup, that shit, high school, bakey bat, Cunt Hair, God Bless, Party on, Owww, Bad word, drinking ability, Benz, Dusty Coloradan, Wii Sports, MIT, valley jo, tongue, wroted, the flap, the industry, neon, slum, the trap, miss, boss ass, va beach, the sussy, 4th base, put-downs, Cycle, CL Smooth, Yo dan, Todd, Muslim, smart-ass, scobie, Spengler, big unit, selfie, literally god, DM, michelobe ultra, Mildred, hHAD, Buyer, undersized, a puppy, [messager], Sheep, Oof, crosswalk, tactic, goofiest, Emo people, ensure, Wiesel, sexual activity, grade A, E- Class, butt-hole, Mark ass nigga, Left-Right Swipe, annihilation, labeled, COH, UCS, Bubba, Marx, my place, mother fucker, Self-Titled, Big Momma, deuche, too lit, WAY better, DENCH, burn up, bus surfed, Throw it in, debut, The Reach, boat shoes, biggest, An awesome, Uncool person, Nap, trollface, zoology, the here and now, drastic, no doze, I Am Gay, pop smoke, average looking, Warp, A best friend, pedobear, Conviction, macaroni, to troll, fratty, comin down, chill the fuck out, vine, cyberbully, Marissa, abstruct, exploiting, Concure, expensive clothes, Multiplier, Penny, sex ritual, virgins, Spicy food, encourage, his ass, dary, munning, Qualify, vibrant, homie, Double dated, no hope, for shit, complicated, popsicles, Asmongold, sophomore album, domesticated, louda ka baal, sexual conduct, fortnight, just do you, Three, kick it, Edna, kawaii, 153, put out a BOLO, Anime fan, special pants, Meat Boy, Seller, Do-Dos, design, Assortment, 3!, Synapse X, no-lifing, round, blizzard, invading Iraq, Co-op, oooo, You Need Help, told you I, Photon, shush, got his, diminish, right arm, Little Helper, threw, An image, Belive, Homer Simpson, hourly bunny, human, textured, Pipping, You know, Tiki Tiki, triumph, Jo, pissheaded, SSsssss, irrevelant, lucky you foundation, throught, ninetails, our friend, first base, only you, lux, Wholly, jack harlow, octagon, breaks, Ex3, Martha, assembly, early grave, Sounds Like Hell, good times together, got up, that happened, intestinal, GET SOME BITCHES, slip it in, Jack-in-the-Box, pre-nup, that shit, high school, bakey bat, Cunt Hair, God Bless, Party on, Owww, Bad word, drinking ability, Benz, Dusty Coloradan, Wii Sports, MIT, valley jo, tongue, wroted, the flap, the industry, neon, slum, the trap, miss, boss ass, va beach, the sussy, 4th base, put-downs, Cycle, CL Smooth, Yo dan, Todd, Muslim, smart-ass, scobie, Spengler, big unit, selfie, literally god, DM, michelobe ultra, Mildred, hHAD, Buyer,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!