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the table

The largest and most mysterious high-school social organization in Houston. Antics include anti-cotillion and -homecoming parties, polygamy, cooking competitions, tiara rape, and star wars spoof videos. Descended from 'the blob' and root group of the 'Neo-Table.'Complete strangers brought together through fate, corruption, and sparkles.

tableing

by Houlahan on Feb 22, 2006 14:43:21

To sit at a table for a collegiate organization in order to harrass those who pass by in the hopes of raising money for your unfortuante cause of the day

Example:
I was tableing for the vagina monologues when a huge monkey attacked. .... luckily I was tableing so he didnt bother me.

table

by m3tallic4 on Oct 16, 2012 16:25:03

An inanimate object that James Hetfield of Metallica claims to be.

Example:
I AM THE TABLE!

table

by Infinity® on Aug 28, 2023 18:28:18

table is where I sit at and write
drop some beautiful lines while thinking about life

table is always there by my sides
acquiring knowledge with me throughout days and nights

Example:
table is sturdy and strong
just like a diamond solid, loyal love where I shall belong

on the table

by rich rick on Jul 20, 2011 07:11:54

To say that something is "on the table" means that said object is being used as a bargaining chip during negotiations. Used frequently during governmental budget negotiations as a political sacrifice.

Example:
Congressional Republicans, in their lust for lower taxes for the wealthy, let it be known that all social safety net programs are on the table.

Table

by FangFortitude43 on Jan 09, 2015 10:38:51

1. Like a hard, I guess sometimes wood top with usually four legs coming off it.

Example:
Uh, let's go sit at that table.

Tabled

by Dirk diddler on May 20, 2015 00:24:51

To Bend someone over a table and fuck them hard.

Example:
Ray tabled his lover in a fit of passion.

tableness

by Niels Bohring on Feb 19, 2010 19:59:44

Short for "tap-ableness". It's a measurement of how fuckable a person is. Similar to sex-appeal.

Example:
How is her tableness? I'd tap that ass any day!

table

by sexualgrenade on Mar 23, 2022 03:45:27

a fuckin table

Example:
guy 1: i have a tabel
guy 2: how the fuck did you misspell table
guy fieri: guy fieri

Tabled

by Zkello on Mar 01, 2009 12:17:01

To be completely and utterly hammered. We're not just talking about being a little tipsy, were talking about a mild inability to stand up. This is way past the stage where your puking on the unfortunate person you're hitting on. This is like the stage right before you pass out completely and get your stomach pumped and romantic affairs with inanimate objects no longer seem that out of the question.

Example:
Ohhhhhhh maaan... i have no idea where i am, will you help meee? (grabs fork and starts talking to it) Noooo... I'm not drunk.(giggles) I've only had a couple of beeeeers. Dooo you luv meee??? I luuuv you... (passes out, wakes up in either the hospital, the county jail or someones front lawn with a very painful hangover)

Man I shouldn't have gotten so tabled last night... that was a badddd idea.

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