thermostat

the thingy on the wall that controls the temperature of the room. Of course, it will always be too hot or too cold.



Thermostat
That thingy on the wall that only dads can touch and will say “it cost money” to you if you touch it
Example:
You: It is too hot
Also you: *Touches thermostat*
Dads: tHAt cOsT mOnEy yOu kNoW


thermostat foot
the exposure of a single foot in the attempt to precisely control one's body temperature while bundled in ample covers.

Often involves frantic flailing after awakening overheated. The foot is then returned under the covers after the appropriate temperature is achieved.
Example:
"I can't sleep in a sleeping bag because my thermostat foot needs to be able to get out"


thermostat compatible
when two people are both comfortable at the same indoor temperature
Example:
Her: One thing you should know about me, is that I need the temperature to be at least 75 °

Him: Me too! We are thermostat compatible.


Brooklyn thermostat
A window open in the dead of winter, as used by tenants of apartments with building-controlled heating (typically steam radiators), which presumably doubles as a basement blast-furnace and would otherwise boil the occupants alive. So-named for its prevalence in the NYC borough and similar metropolitan areas with many pre-war buildings.
Example:
"That open window ain't a 'waste of energy,' it's the Brooklyn thermostat, and I swear d'ya it's the only thing keepin' us all from becomin' kebabs!"


Thermostat Battle
The intense, although very sneaky, altercation where two or more inhabitants of the same living space continually adjust the thermostat to their respective preferred temperatures, without the knowledge of the other person(s).
Example:
I set my thermostat to 65 degrees last night, and now it's at 80! My roommate must be declaring a thermostat battle!


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