tight pants
by Jesse L on May 24, 2007 09:34:30
A form of pants that will hug one person's balls constantly.
Tight pants usually occur on 14 year old sluts, or skaters who act hardcore. They usually come in small sizes such as Nut-hugging, Ass-attention, and Hey-I'm-fat-look-at-my-ass. Brands like
Kr3w, and Circa.
Fat kids who wear
tight pants usually are joked and then beaten up for looking like a dumbass.
Example:
Jerry: What's up bro. Trying to smoke today?
Mike: Nah man. I just got some hott ass tight pants.
Jerry: Man hit me up with a pair.
Mike:
A'ight man peace!
(Jerry
lowers his pants due to the tight pants)
tight pants kid
by Limblessless on Nov 21, 2007 10:51:53
Example:
"Hey Fred, look at that tight pants kid
on the bench with his cell phone out! How much you want to bet he isn't talking to or texting anyone?"
"None, but
you're probably right Kirk. Those pants are the opposite of Kara."
Captain Tight Pants
by Neroli on Apr 22, 2008 03:50:17
AKA Captain
Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds of the vessel Serenity. Known for being particularly
dour, with a harsh sense of humour. Although he finds it difficult to open up, it's obvious that he's a good guy beneath it all. Portrayed by Nathan
Fillion on the now-cancelled sci-fi show Firefly which lasted just one season on FOX from 2002 to 2003. The nickname was first coined by the character Kaylee in the episode "Shindig".
An affectionate word used by Firefly fans to refer to the character of Mal, and (more rarely) the actor Fillion with reference to the show.
Example:
Example 1 -
Mal: Just be careful. We cheated Badger out of
good money to buy that
frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.
Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants
Example 2 -
Fan: There was a rumour that Captain Tight Pants himself would turn up at that convention last week!
tight pants mafia
by lol123 on Jun 02, 2006 09:53:43
1) a group of kids that wears
tight pants.
2) another word that people try to use to
bash kids over the internet because it's safe for them to
say so without coming into physical harm.
Example:
1) his
crew rolls with
jeff's tight pants mafia.
2) look at the other 'definitions' of this word.
The Tight-Pant Rule
by Mixed Signals Suck. on Jan 25, 2010 12:03:54
Guys that wear
tight pants, usually the really hot
skateboarder types, are stupid and inconsiderate. They are selfish, hard to deal with, and extremely
forgetful. The tighter the jeans, the worse the guy.
Example:
The Tight-Pant Rule
in action:
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Yeah,
I'll call you at seven!
Girl: Okay sounds good!
*
next day*
Girl: Why didn't you call me?
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Uh I forgot.
tight pants wide stance
by da duh da duh da on Sep 08, 2007 05:34:46
A self explanatory term describing a type of modern snowboarder who wears tight pants and positions their bindings in an extra wide position on the board. They usually put a strong emphasis on
jibbing and
urban snowboarding, and prefer to ride such hip companies as
capita, forecast, dinosaurs will die, santa cruz, rome, and especially holden.
Benny Tight Pants
by Steaksizzle on Dec 23, 2009 01:38:39
Benny Tight Pants is the name for the following syptom:
The ithcy dry feeling males get in the inner thighs when walking in cold weather, 32 and below, in suit pants. It is as if you were wearing
the tight pants your mom dressed you in during your elementary school years and
lined the pants with
brillow pads.
Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.)
by ARoch on Feb 18, 2010 06:31:50
When a guy wears such tight pants on a consistent basis they start to rub away his
leg hair leaving
hairless patches. Usually happens on the broad bike-riding
calves of hipsters.
Example:
I got these killer new pants, but they're mad tiny. When I took them off I had a serious case of Tight
Pant Syndrome (
T.P.S.).