toast
toast is food and food is food, food is also toast which means toast is food and food is toast so food is food.toast
toast
one of the most frivalous foods, found among the jolly lands of the commoner.
bread after it comes out of the toaster becomes toast.
bread after it comes out of the toaster becomes toast.
toast
A group of 2 or more males sit in a circle and jerk off on to a piece of toast.The last to ejaculate on the toast hast to eat it.This is called the game of "Toast".
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Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.
----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
Toast is me.
I am toast.
----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
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To spread butter on a piece of bread.
Before the first toaster was invented Irma Toastoffski of Salem Mass. accidentally dropped some shaken cream (or butter) onto a loaf of freshly baked bread. After much debate as to whether the concoction was poisonous or not, she tried a slice of the bread and discovered that not only was it not poison, but was in fact, delicious!
Irma distributed the wonderful new pastry to her neighbors, but the superstitious Puritans accused her of witchcraft. Irma was slathered in butter and burned alive with her bread while the villagers chanted "Toast witch, toast!!"
Still, buttered bread became a huge underground success in the colonies and soon spread across the world. The rest is history.
Before the first toaster was invented Irma Toastoffski of Salem Mass. accidentally dropped some shaken cream (or butter) onto a loaf of freshly baked bread. After much debate as to whether the concoction was poisonous or not, she tried a slice of the bread and discovered that not only was it not poison, but was in fact, delicious!
Irma distributed the wonderful new pastry to her neighbors, but the superstitious Puritans accused her of witchcraft. Irma was slathered in butter and burned alive with her bread while the villagers chanted "Toast witch, toast!!"
Still, buttered bread became a huge underground success in the colonies and soon spread across the world. The rest is history.
Example:
"Toast witch, toast!"
Father Jammison bit into his secret slice of buttered bread with sinful gusto and proclaimed, "God save my wretched soul, but this is the best damn toast I've ever eaten!"
"Toast witch, toast!"
Father Jammison bit into his secret slice of buttered bread with sinful gusto and proclaimed, "God save my wretched soul, but this is the best damn toast I've ever eaten!"
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Example:
Awkward Boy: Do you want to come back to my room for toast?
Emotionally turmoiled girl: Nah mate- got a 9am.
Awkward Boy: Do you want to come back to my room for toast?
Emotionally turmoiled girl: Nah mate- got a 9am.