toilet
n. 1. The system of depositing one's feces invented by Mr.
Crapper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.synonyms-latrine,
crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty,
commode
toilet
by Master of Poo on Mar 22, 2005 04:50:14
toilet
by MouseyCat on Aug 10, 2020 11:10:23
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by Stormsworder on May 16, 2007 09:46:14
A seat-shaped object leading to a pipe which, in turn, leads to the sewers. Used to dispose of bodily waste - though urine is often
disposed of on the floor around the base of the toilet. A toilet is a source of much hilarity with schoolboys or those with similar ideas about humour (like me, for example). Also used in insults (eg: "you smell like a public toilet"). A toilet is a place the Queen never has to visit (through some miracle of biology, presumably). People who are sick in the toilet are said to be "
talking down the big white telephone". Although some toilets I've seen are so filthy their original colour is long lost in the mists of time.
Example:
In my old school someone took something out of a toilet and smeared it across a classroom wall. The teacher was
adamant that the culprit would be made to clean it off. The guilty party was never revealed, so
the shat stayed on the wall and
festered for years after. This was a classroom used as a lunch-hall. What a charming school.
toilet
by Jazmo on Feb 27, 2006 02:51:47
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by Soiled Undergarment on Jul 11, 2003 23:21:39
A bowl for
urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to
spunk into and throw
tampons into.
toilet
by Moo on Jan 25, 2005 01:12:40
A device used to
rid of things
you don't want someone to find or be caught with, usually
hash or related objects.
toilet
by .. on Jun 11, 2003 06:55:18
Example:
whoa, check out that
crap in that toilet, it looks like
maria!
toilet
by Collin Smith on Jun 24, 2004 13:36:45
toilet
by blickery on Jul 14, 2008 00:53:13