√toliet paper
Used to describe the translucent jumbo rolls of "toliet paper" found is such places as hospitals, college dorms, bars, etc. It takes about 50+ sheets of "toliet paper" to wipe sufficiently & usually rips off one sheet at a time
Example:
I'm sick of using the √toliet paper to wipe my ass with at work, I may have to bring in a roll of charmin
I'm sick of using the √toliet paper to wipe my ass with at work, I may have to bring in a roll of charmin