too soon
A phrase used to respond to someone making a comment that was intended to be funny, but touches on subject matter that shouldn't be
joked about, usually because it was a recent event (being in the last
decade or so).
too soon
by ArtichokesArtichokesArtichokes on Feb 22, 2017 03:49:57
A phrase used to
respond to someone making a comment that was intended to be funny, but
touches on subject matter that shouldn't be
joked about, usually because it was a cosmologically recent event.
Example:
person1: New evidence links the collapse of
Aztec society to a deadly
salmonella outbreak.
person2: Wait,
Aztecs ate at Chipotle?
person1: Too soon.
too soon
by xidol on May 16, 2006 12:28:46
A phrase used in reference to actions or comments that are intended to be
humorous but touch on
timely subjects that are still too sensitive for most people to
be ready to laugh about.
Example:
The employees listened in shock as the last remaining
programmer joked about the lack of management vision that was
derailing the company. For them, it was too soon.
too soon
by ASKA on Mar 31, 2006 01:10:15
Too soon
by T_rump_supporter on Aug 25, 2016 09:13:46
A phrase said after making a sarcastic or sadistic joke regarding a morbid event. Such as
Bill Buckner booting an easy ground ball, the Steve
Bartman interference of the
foul ball at the Cubs playoff game, Dave Winfield dispatching a sea gull, and any other event that hits home. Can be construed as insulting or hurtful.
Often said at celebrity roasts as a timely funny comment or metaphor after insulting one of the attendees.
Too Soon!
by Derwin Spickler on Feb 09, 2010 15:04:16
To joke about a
deceased person within the time to be determined by the audience of
the joke to be
too soon after his or her expiration.
Too soon
by Α on Jan 13, 2022 02:42:29
Too soon is used for Jokes or just in a common sentence Too soon for
doing homework is commonly used or
too soon for a child is kind of common in a married relationship too soon in memes are like “HAH TO SOON I ALREADY FUCKED
YA MUM”
cum too soon
by handk-er-chief on Jan 17, 2008 06:46:05
When you plan to have a long
love making session with your
female partner, but you cum too soon - before you have a chance to put your penis inside her. This usually happens suddenly while your partner is giving you a hand job or blow job during
foreplay
Example:
Mandy and I
settled in for long love-making session last night, but I "cum too soon" while she was
stroking me
Too Soon Guilt
by thebetterfriend2 on Jul 14, 2013 12:51:39
Too Much Too soon
by Alright La! on Dec 07, 2021 06:25:31