tossers
A group of 'friends' that are
planning to book a
holiday to somewhere (e.g. magaluf) when they could clearly go to the same place where you are going on holiday (e.g.
malia) but don't because they are complete jebends!!
tosser
by klugscheisser on Jul 03, 2007 00:45:01
ok, here's the true
explanation:
while the word
wanker is a more general and term for expressing
disdain for somebody, the word tosser describes a person with a tendency to show off or brag in an excessive and embarrassing way.
or someone whose explanation of a word consists solely of another synonym.
Example:
"well at first i thought this guy delivers, but in the end he was just another tosser."
A asks: hey, what does tosser mean?
B
answers: duh, it means:
wanker.
A thinks: what a tosser.
B thinks: damn,
i'm smart...
;-)
Tosser
by Lucifer is my bitch on Feb 26, 2023 06:26:00
A - Tosser
by Urbanite on Aug 10, 2005 13:15:04
Tosser
by Gillis1000 on Jan 04, 2009 20:46:23
Noun, British slang; slightly offensive term: dick head, jerk, idiot, bit slow and rough, a
non-violent bully, loud and rude + not brightest bulb
on the tree.
Verb,
Toss off, British slang for male masturbation; not the same meaning as the noun "Tosser."
Example:
When the
cop got to my car and asked for my
ID, he realized he'd pulled over the wrong car; what a
tosser!
tosser
by Danny Romer on Mar 24, 2003 19:27:04
tosser
by Anonymous on Mar 19, 2003 07:59:10
Example:
eckham's a fuck-useless tosser.
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tosser
by jane on Aug 13, 2003 23:51:56
As far as I'm aware tosser has nothing to do with
mastubation but comes from an old sailing term for a drunken idiot - 'he's a toss
pot' - ie someone who drinks a lot is a tosser or
toss pot.
Example:
Tosser
by Anonymous on Jul 30, 2003 22:43:00
Tosser
by FoxWing Mabon-Tail on Dec 15, 2008 08:41:02
A chiefly British derogatory term, literally meaning "one who masturbates," but properly used to describe anyone who is either incompetent,
supercilious, or otherwise generally unpleasant.
Tosser is a British synonym to the primarily American derogatory term,
jerkoff, which is also used in the same manner as wanker and
tosser.
Example:
Joe Sixpack: I'm going to need you to come in for work on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and
New Year's, all without overtime pay.
Jolly Roger: Don't be such a tosser. I'm going to the pub with my mates on those days!