toucan sam
by Auneeezy on Oct 11, 2005 05:23:36
Example:
Drunk: i just got that girls
number man, shes super hot huh
Drunk's friend: yeah dude go make out with her right now
Bystanders: do you see that chump
makin out with toucan sam, he could lose an eye
toucan sam
by Jimmy the Knife on Apr 08, 2008 07:13:58
toucan sam
by "Sally" on Nov 06, 2006 08:41:58
Anyone with a hugely enormous nose that should seriously be
cut off before it
knocks someone out. This only applies if the person's a bitch and deserves to be
bitched back at.
Example:
person 1: OUCH!
MY EYE!
What the fuck was that?
person 2: Ohh.. it's just
Toucan Sam, Brenda
Schwartz walking by. Are you ok?
Toucan Sam
by frog-bean on Mar 11, 2021 14:08:08
Toucan Sam
by AnthTheManth on Sep 21, 2013 04:03:53
When you strategically place your testicles
on the eye sockets of another parties face and
carefully drape your member down said parties nose.
Example:
Foo-Foo was so wasted last night that I
Toucan Sammed him for hours. He was feeling real fruity after that.
Toucan Sam
by milkyway on Dec 21, 2006 04:11:27
A really rude,
stuck up bitch with a nose the size of the planet. It sticks out so far that if you
get even remotely close you WILL lose an eye. Her nose is so
distracting that you forget she's a girl.
toucan sam schnoz
by wolf on Jan 12, 2005 10:19:45
Toucan Sam
by Ava_star on Sep 06, 2019 02:10:31