touché

A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.



touché
If one person presents an argument and another delivers a clever or appropriate response, the first person may respond with "touché" as a way of acknowledging a good response.
Example:
When I was at the strip club the other night:

Stripper: Someones face got a little close to my ass...

Me: Someones ass got a little close to my face!

Stripper: touché.


touché
Used to acknowledge a successful criticism or an effective point in argument.
Example:
-You should quit now.
-I think I'll take my chances in the tournament.
-Yeah, you will take your chances.
-That's what I just said.
-That's what I'm saying to you.
-Okay, I'm not sure where you're trying to go with this.
-Well, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
-All right...
-Touché.


touché
An all-purpose word which is used among swimmers as a substitute for anything they don't feel like saying.
Example:
-I'm in the 400 touché next!
-Touché!

-What heat and touché are you in?
-Touché four, lane six.

-I have to drop seven seconds to get the touché!
-Make sure to touché, and you'll kick some touché.


Touché.
Other persons better thinking just verbally slapped you. Used sarcastically to indicate that one is unable to argue against another's absurd logic, or a witty point.
Example:
Bart: I want to go with you, Dad.
Homer: Don’t you have school?
Bart: Don’t you have work?
Homer: Ah, Touché.


Touché
A word Derived from france origionally used in sword fighting meaning "Good Parry" Which is now more commonly used as a word meaning "good Comeback" or "Well Returned"
Example:
Subject 1: I fucked your mom
Subject 2: I fucked your Dad
Subject 1: I fucked your sister
Subject 2: I fucked your sister mother and father simultaniously while your dog licked my ass
Subject 1: Touché sir Touché


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