tourists

A group of people nobody knows where comes from. Tourists love warmth, fjords, bad music, and funny hats. Tourists is people that much of the time is in another place than home. Tourists are always where they're not suppose to be.



tourists
Tourists come in the worst form in tropical regions such as Florida, Southern California, but worst of all in the island chain of Hawaii, especially on the island of Oahu. They cause traffic jams, crowd the surf spots (and cause obstructions), and act like complete fools. often spotted with a fat wallet (easy pickins) and wearing a fake flower lei and the same aloha attire as the rest of his family.
Example:
-white tourist: "excuse me, can u point me in the direction of the "like-like" highway?"
-another white tourist: "hey look at me! *throws energetic shaka* aloooohaaaa!"
-asian tourist: "arohaaa! we love haraii!" *peace sign*
local: "go home tourists!"


tourists
Annoying fucks who crowd the streets of Salem and make it difficult for me to do anything.They ask me for directions and ask if i can walk them to a bathroom.Once they asked a good friend of mine if they could park on her lawn.
Example:
Those tourists are crowding around the Harrisons Comic store.Lousy fucks.


Touriste
A word used to describe someone who is always confused and is useless at telling jokes and/or understanding jokes. Usually the kind of person you will see tying their shoelaces on an escalator, or farting in an elevator.
The word is usually pronounced with a french accent
Example:
Malvyn - Hey guys! Hurry! the metro's about to leave!
Nam - Wait! I forgot my left shoe!
Carlos - Nam is such a touriste!


Tourist
Stupid assholes from outta town that take pictures of anything and everything and annoy the crap out of all the locals and will stand in the middle of the road, block traffic and almost get hit by a car to take a fucking picture of a church!
Example:
btw, I live in alaska
Tourist: what sea level are we at?
Local: about two feet

Tourist: what's that big lake over there?
Local: that would be the ocean

Tourist: How do you say this word in alaskan?
Local: I have no idea
Tourist: Don't you speak alaskan or eskimo?
Local: no, all the eskimos are extinct (walks away)

Tourist: Me and my family have been here all day and we haven't seen any eskimos!!!
Local: thats because all the eskimos and natives are nocturnal, they all come out at night and do their tlingit dances by the fireside. (sarcasm)


Tourist
A person who vacations in people's lives, takes pictures, puts them in his scrapbook, and moves on. All he's interested in are stories. Basically, their selfish.
Example:
Any friend who only seems to appear when they deem in necessary as to keep their social status in high regard but otherwise nowhere to be found. If this describes your friend he is a tourist.


tourist
foreign visitors who come to see popular sites and attractions... but are often side-tracked by even simpler things... (a telephone pole, a school bus, a bird, a sandwich) signs of their attraction towards native features: accessive photographing, pointing of fingers
Example:
Tourist guide: Here we have an active volcano... it's called Killa wayyah...
Tourist: Umm excuse me!
Tourist guide: Yes ma'am?
Tourist: What's that thing you're holding in your hand?
Tourist guide: this? this is a sandwich, it would be my lunch
Group of Tourists: OoOoooh! Ahhhh.... (snapshots)
Tourist: May i have a taste?


Tourist
An individual who takes part in certain activities or attends particular meetings because they are trendy or popular, usually without regard to whether or not such activities or the subject matter of such meetings interest or pertain to them at all.
Example:
Marla Singer is such a fucking tourist for attending multiple affliction-specific support group therapy sessions when she doesn't even have any of those diseases.


tourist
Any individual who displays no regard or knowledge for the unwritten rules of a location or city. Tourists in London, for example, frequently stand on the left hand side of escalators on the tube (a serious no-no), stand directly in front of the train doors with large rucksacks (again, you just don't do this) and take photographs of them halfway out of a telephone box as though they were appearing in a Broadway musical (does anyone do this anywhere at all?).
Example:
"What's that? Stand on the right? No, I think I like the left hand side better. Who cares about those other jerks wanting to get by? I'm a tourist, they should wait." - the primary cause of rioting on the London Underground.


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