Traintrack
What the train rides on... a slang term for a woman who gets a train pulled on her, or has sex with one guy after another after another and so on and so forth.
traintracks
n. when you have braces on the top and bottom row of your teeth, giving the wearer the look of having mini traintracks running through their mouth.the gaps between your teeth are the bars and your braces are the tracks.traintrack
Verb: To traintrack someone.
a commonly used prank usually when someone is sleeping or heavily intoxicated. Multiple people are required.
Before it is explained, i will state that the person sleeping is person 1, the speaker is person 2 and the butt person is person 3. The intoxicated/sleeping person (person 1) will be seated or preferably laying down on a couch or bed. one person(person 2) will lean towards the intoxicated person and began saying, "chugachugachugachugachugachugachugachuga," similar to the noise made by a passing train. This gradually gets louder. As the volume increases, another person (person 3) pulls down their pants, shorts, or whatever covers their round bottom, and places it at a 90 degree angle with person 1's face. Now it all comes to turn. person 2 (the speaker) will yell, "WATCH OUT FOR THE TRAIN"!!! in person 1's ear. person 1 will wake up, shocked at the noise he just heard. He will shoot up from his laying position, directly into person 3's prepared butthole, who will then release a fart/poopy from his rectum, completing the prank. This prank most likely will result in death or severe injury due to the raging anger of the recipient.
a commonly used prank usually when someone is sleeping or heavily intoxicated. Multiple people are required.
Before it is explained, i will state that the person sleeping is person 1, the speaker is person 2 and the butt person is person 3. The intoxicated/sleeping person (person 1) will be seated or preferably laying down on a couch or bed. one person(person 2) will lean towards the intoxicated person and began saying, "chugachugachugachugachugachugachugachuga," similar to the noise made by a passing train. This gradually gets louder. As the volume increases, another person (person 3) pulls down their pants, shorts, or whatever covers their round bottom, and places it at a 90 degree angle with person 1's face. Now it all comes to turn. person 2 (the speaker) will yell, "WATCH OUT FOR THE TRAIN"!!! in person 1's ear. person 1 will wake up, shocked at the noise he just heard. He will shoot up from his laying position, directly into person 3's prepared butthole, who will then release a fart/poopy from his rectum, completing the prank. This prank most likely will result in death or severe injury due to the raging anger of the recipient.
Example:
1) Ramses: (to Eduardo) So me and Juaquin were wasted last night so we decided to traintrack Eli.
Juaquin: Yeaaa man, it was sick, but he got pretty mad, and now were in the hospital.
Eli: (To both Ramses and Juaquin) by the way, whosever butt was in my face last night drank way too much cuz their shit smelled like Bud Light
1) Ramses: (to Eduardo) So me and Juaquin were wasted last night so we decided to traintrack Eli.
Juaquin: Yeaaa man, it was sick, but he got pretty mad, and now were in the hospital.
Eli: (To both Ramses and Juaquin) by the way, whosever butt was in my face last night drank way too much cuz their shit smelled like Bud Light
TrainTracks
Tannussy Traintracks
When a homosexual man with the surname "Tannous" is penetrating themselves in the middle of a traintrack with a stick on dildo.
Tennessee Traintracks
When you get someone to smile really wide to expose their braces, then rub the head of your dick all over their braces from side to side while blowing on a wooden train whistle.
Example:
Guy 1: So what did you get up to last night?
Guy 2: Man, this bitch at the bar wanted me to give her the Tennessee Traintracks so I took her home and blew my wood whistle all over her nasty whore mouth.
Guy 1: So what did you get up to last night?
Guy 2: Man, this bitch at the bar wanted me to give her the Tennessee Traintracks so I took her home and blew my wood whistle all over her nasty whore mouth.
Transylvania Traintracks
Transylvania Traintracks is another term for laced coffee, or coffee with another substance in it. Coffee that has trace amounts of LSD, Cocaine, or any other drug inside of it would be considered Transylvania Traintracks. The reason it is called Transylvania Traintracks is that the Romanian scientist (Romania is modern-day Transylvania) was killed with laced coffee. The "Traintracks" part is there to remind you that it hits you like a steel train.