triathlon
One of the best and most addicting forms of competition consisting of swimming, cycling, and running all at varying degrees of distances.
Triathlon is not for the weak, for it puts
the athlete in an
undescribeable amount of pain, but when the race is over, you want to do it again. Anyone who downplays the difficulty of a
triathlon or the classification of it as a sport should be beaten.
triathlon
by Henri on Aug 05, 2003 20:56:29
Example:
triathlon
by Anonymous on Apr 01, 2003 00:36:45
Example:
triathlon
by runner93939 on Oct 10, 2007 07:37:49
Any night of sexual activity consisting of the entire
trifecta of
penetrating sexual acts. The official order consist of oral, vaginal, and finally anal sex. However, if used as "we might as well have pulled a triathlon" it's understood the acts were there, but not the order.
A reverse triathlon would simply be the acts in
reverse order.
triathlon
by meegle time. on Nov 09, 2009 06:23:08
Triathlon
by Ko4 on Oct 29, 2020 23:23:00
The Triathlon
by SawyerSex on Dec 06, 2008 11:46:10
A three part sex maneuver where the man receives oral then has anal and
vaginal sex with his partner but does not have a orgasm causing
blue balls, making this the most painful
sex position.
Triathlon
by S.Mathews on Feb 04, 2009 12:24:24
Spanish Triathlon
by Philolingua on Mar 12, 2009 12:30:22
An athletic endurance competition for couples comprising of three consecutive events. The two participants usually engage in the first two events, drinking & eating simultaneously over lunch or dinner. This is always then followed by no less than 36 hours of nonstop sexual intercourse with only brief pauses for the periodic consumption of more food and drink.
Originally inspired by the legendary
Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (
3.9 km) swim,
26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km)
bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.
Example:
Joe: Hey
Luis! Wanna come to the beach with us this weekend?
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking
Ironman!
Luis: Please
save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!
jewish triathlon
by PeddyofEBC on Dec 01, 2010 11:19:17
A
misnomer, this social activity consists of three elements -
whirlpool, sauna, steam room. The jewish triathlon frequently occurs at luxury
gyms in large, urban areas.
Example:
Those guys aren't here to
workout. They're here to
pickup women and go for the gold in a jewish triathlon.