trimmer

A person who works processing marijuana. Plantation owners in california hire people each fall in order to pull and cut all the excess leaf off of the plant to prepare it for sale. A good trimmer may bounce from plantation to plantation earning a few thousand dollars in a few weeks.



trimmer
A person who refines political views to accommodate the prevailing winds; particularly, one who contrives self-serving excuses for political views now generally recognized to have been stupid.
Example:
In journalism, the current handwringer-in-chief is the New Yorker writer George Packer, whose book *The Assassins' Gate* has met with high praise from ... a subset of pundits I call trimmers... trimmers criticize ... the foolish president, but avoid unequivocal denunciations of this foolish war.

--John R, MacArthur, "Pro-War Liberals Frozen in the Headlights"


Trimmer
A trimmer is a person who goes to a certain area of the Yorkshire Moors in England, where the craggy rock floor is coated in a thick and velvety moss covering.

The rocks are weathered and worn with age, and have formed deep crevices that are used as a substitute for the female genitalia. Lone walkers can be found face down in the rocks, appearing to sniff the moss, with their gentlemen inserted deep into a soft mossy crevice.

This act of copulation helps to trim the moss and keep it under control. Hence the phrase - “Trimmers”.
Example:
Paul is such a trimmer! He was face down on the moors this morning with his pal from the Co-op, Terry Tickler. He’s nothing but a moss sniffing shuffler!


Bim Trimmer
A mlm (probably) cannibalistic game show host depicted by Markiplier in Hire My Ass, a Youtube skit done by Cydago.

He is shown to be extroverted, as he doesn't mind being in front of everyone, and has a bias toward people that he is romantically interested in. The losers of his show end up dying in horrifying ways, the only two known at the moment are the chiranas (chiwawa parana hybrids) and the grinder (a machine that grids people up and turns them into hamburgers).

He is also shown to have a small role in Markiplier TV, supposed to host Disk of Riches but not getting to do so.
Example:
"Have you seen Bim Trimmer's new show? I think it's called Household Hustle."


triangle trimmer
When a girls bush is thick and unkept. It looks like a triangle. The triangle trimmer uses scissors or shears to shape that bush into art. Something nice like a lightning bolt or a landing strip.
Example:
The triangle trimmer did a nice job clipping down her mangy mound of pubic hair and changing it into art.


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