triple decker
The standard residence of off campus college students in Worcester, MA. Also home to prostitutes, drug lords, and other low income residents.In Worcester, triple deckers are consistently home to spiral staircases and sliding windows in the back stairwell.Most college parties in Worcester that do not happen at a fraternity will happen in a triple decker. Larger parties will happen on more than one floor of the same triple decker.Triple Decker
Similar to the Upper Decker only instead of deucing only in the upper tank of the toilet, you shit in the upper tank, the actual toilet bowl and on the floor directly in front of the can leaving a saucy trail of beef stew for the victim.
The preferred standard for performing the Triple Decker is to eat 400 EXTRA spicy buffalo wings, Indian food and White Castle and/or Taco Bell prior to shatting everrrrrywhere.
The preferred standard for performing the Triple Decker is to eat 400 EXTRA spicy buffalo wings, Indian food and White Castle and/or Taco Bell prior to shatting everrrrrywhere.
Example:
Josh: Kevin from work throws the worst goddamn parties
Alex: Ya man, I'm gonna go Triple Decker the shit out of his bathroom.
Josh: Pun intended?
Alex: No - seriously
Josh: Kevin from work throws the worst goddamn parties
Alex: Ya man, I'm gonna go Triple Decker the shit out of his bathroom.
Josh: Pun intended?
Alex: No - seriously
Triple Decker
When someone takes a dump and gets up because he thinks he is done, only to realize there is still shit to be shat. Sits back down, takes another dump, gets up and needs yet again to sit down to complete "the triple decker".
Example:
Tony ate so much burritos in the car that he had to pull over at the rest stop for a triple decker.
Tony ate so much burritos in the car that he had to pull over at the rest stop for a triple decker.
Triple Decker
A sex act involving three people, 2 males and 1 girl. First one man lays on his back with an erect penis. A girl then lays on top with the erect penis inside her anus or vagina, doesn't matter. Then a second man will get on top of the girl and insert his erect penis into an available hole (vagina, anus, doesn't matter).
Triple Decker
Similar to a double decker, except that an additional poop is left on top of another object, i.e. car, roof, mailbox...
Triple decker
Three midget women one on top the other. Top one is making out with guy, middle one is taking the D*ck. While the bottom one fondles the testicles of the guy.
Triple Decker Blumpkin
An act involving 3 willing participants. The first participant removes the lid of the cistern on the toilet and sits in while proceeding to take a nifty little dump inside. The second part-taker sits AC Slater style on the toilet bowl performing fellatio on the first participant whilst pissing into the toilet. The third and luckiest particpant will be kneeling like an alter boy with their lips firmly clasped in a suction grip around the anus while the second participant power dumps into their mouth. To finish the third participant then proceeds to splurge a creamy-corny parcel onto the bathroom floor.
Example:
Larry: you should have seen what I caught peter doing earlier. I walked into the bathroom and he was sitting top-deck in the ensuite having a triple decker Blumpkin with with Greg and Sarah. Shit everywhere.
Nora: :O
Larry: you should have seen what I caught peter doing earlier. I walked into the bathroom and he was sitting top-deck in the ensuite having a triple decker Blumpkin with with Greg and Sarah. Shit everywhere.
Nora: :O
triple decker turdpie
A person who exceeds the usual pre-requisites for being a jerk, and is further characterized by pompous indignation at any inferred criticism. These people are facinated with the smell of their own poops.
Example:
Carl, the quintesential triple decker turdpie, never returned phone calls from people he suspected mocked him, and preferred the bathroom to the company of others.
Carl, the quintesential triple decker turdpie, never returned phone calls from people he suspected mocked him, and preferred the bathroom to the company of others.
upper triple decker
The highest form of house party fuck you like an upper Decker basically but instead it just shitting in the top tank oh someone's toilet you triple in that b****
Example:
Example
like if you're talking to some chick at her birthday party and everything's going good like you about play that vagina like a harmonica then her boyfriend shows up then and she starts to diss you out and act like she don't know you that's grounds for automatic upper Triple Decker so you run down to the gas station and fill up on Slim Jims and exlax and go back to the party and drink everything in sight mix it all together and then go to the bathroom and let it rip
Example
like if you're talking to some chick at her birthday party and everything's going good like you about play that vagina like a harmonica then her boyfriend shows up then and she starts to diss you out and act like she don't know you that's grounds for automatic upper Triple Decker so you run down to the gas station and fill up on Slim Jims and exlax and go back to the party and drink everything in sight mix it all together and then go to the bathroom and let it rip