trust me
They say u should never trust someone that says "trust me",,... so do you trust the guy that says "Dont trust me"??Trust me
Example:
Friend 1: "how are you going to turn that corner going this fast?"
Friend 2: "trust me, I've done this before."
Friend 1: "how are you going to turn that corner going this fast?"
Friend 2: "trust me, I've done this before."
Trust Me
Trust Me
Sounds good right...WRONG! The definition of trust me is "FUCK YOU!"
I think this started when Bush came in office...not sure though. I'm sure ken lay was invovled.
I think this started when Bush came in office...not sure though. I'm sure ken lay was invovled.
trust me bro
Example:
A: "Lewis Hamilton is moving from Mercedes to Ferrari next year!"
B: "Where did you get your source from".
A: "Trust me bro"
A: "Lewis Hamilton is moving from Mercedes to Ferrari next year!"
B: "Where did you get your source from".
A: "Trust me bro"
Trust Me Bro
Example:
Trust me bro guy: This play is done. The street is gonna run ticker XYZ to $$$. Shorts gonna get vap-o-rized.
Me: Why, exactly?
Trust me bro guy: ...
Trust me bro guy: This play is done. The street is gonna run ticker XYZ to $$$. Shorts gonna get vap-o-rized.
Me: Why, exactly?
Trust me bro guy: ...
Dude Trust Me
The most reliable source of them all
Example:
Dude, did you know cats are alergic to humans?
- Where tf did you took that from
Dude trust me
Dude, did you know cats are alergic to humans?
- Where tf did you took that from
Dude trust me
Don't Trust Me
Insanely popular song by 3OH!3. The best part of which goes like this: 'T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I AIN'T FUCKIN' SCARED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!' It's a great song.
Trust me bro
Do not trust me. I’m basically gonna screw up and ruin anything and everything I say or do, but I’m putting on a reassuring face so you’re shocked by the magnitude of fuck up I’m about to commit.
Example:
You - “Hey man did you finish the take home quiz?”
Bro - “Yeah bro here! I got you, fam!”
You - “You got all the answers? I need to pass this, or I’ll fail out.”
Bro - “Yeah don’t worry! Trust me bro.”
You - “Hey man did you finish the take home quiz?”
Bro - “Yeah bro here! I got you, fam!”
You - “You got all the answers? I need to pass this, or I’ll fail out.”
Bro - “Yeah don’t worry! Trust me bro.”