trust me

They say u should never trust someone that says "trust me",,... so do you trust the guy that says "Dont trust me"??



Trust Me
Sounds good right...WRONG! The definition of trust me is "FUCK YOU!"

I think this started when Bush came in office...not sure though. I'm sure ken lay was invovled.
Example:
"So these are good stocks?"

"Yea Jim, WorldCom is great, trust me!"


Don't Trust Me
Insanely popular song by 3OH!3. The best part of which goes like this: 'T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I AIN'T FUCKIN' SCARED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!' It's a great song.
Example:
Me: What's your favorite 3OH!3 song?

Anissa: Don't trust me, do you even have to ask?


Trust me bro
Do not trust me. I’m basically gonna screw up and ruin anything and everything I say or do, but I’m putting on a reassuring face so you’re shocked by the magnitude of fuck up I’m about to commit.
Example:
You - “Hey man did you finish the take home quiz?”
Bro - “Yeah bro here! I got you, fam!”
You - “You got all the answers? I need to pass this, or I’ll fail out.”
Bro - “Yeah don’t worry! Trust me bro.”


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