tutors

these are people who are untrustworthy. They steal things all the time and lie to you on a regular basis. The highlight of a tutors day is stealing a register from a dwyer.



Tutor
A tutor is not a "bong." A tutor is similar to a teacher, except unlike a teacher, a tutor is able to offer students one-on-one attention and actually explain difficult concepts so that they make sense.

Tutors are often students themselves, volunteering their time to fulfill one or more of these objectives:
a) Fill their resumes or
b) Actually help kids or
c) Make money

Whether in it for a, b, or c, most tutors know what they're doing.
Example:
Samantha: Can you go out for lunch?

Sherry: I can't. I'm tutoring.

Samantha: You mean smoking a bong?

Sherry: No; I tutor kids in subjects like algebra and writing. Like a teacher?

Samantha: But the internet defines a tutor as a bong!

Sherry: Not anymore.


tutoring
code word for sex in the academic world.
Example:
Jordan: So, what did you do this weekend?
Michael: I had to tutor this chick.
Lindsey: You tutored? Or you TUTORED?
Michael: Yeah, I TUTORED her. Her dad pays me hourly.
Jordan: So how long did you end up tutoring her for?
Michael: Let's just say I tutored her at the table all night long.
Lindsey: Manwhore.


tutoritis
A totally feeling of not being able to help your student as a tutor, you have tried everything. You are pale, sad, angry, and at your wits end and you must run to your colleagues at the tutoring center to vent. You hide out in the kitchen of the center
Example:
I have or I get tutoritis every time student A comes in.


tutor
A type of weedsmoking device that is similar to a bong but made without a gauze. The usual method is cutting a square of tin from a can, rolling it up and taping it together. This is then inserted into a plastic bottle with a little water in it. A plug of tobacco is pushed down the pipe and the weed or resin is put on top of it. A hit hole is made in the side of the bottle and the user inhales until the whole plug is burning profusely, at which point the hit hole is released and the plug is sucked through down into the water. This causes a lot of smoke to be inhaled at once.
Example:
"Can I tick some burn off for a tutor mate?"
Often referred to as a tute.


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