Two Dudes
by sgrant39 on Apr 29, 2011 13:32:50
Two dudes are causing a nationwide crime wave. Whenever an assault victim is brought into the ER and the cops show up to take the crime report, the alledged
perps are always 'two dudes" and the victim was always just "
minding my business" If only we could
incarcerate these nefarious "two dudes" crime rates would fall drastically and more people would be free to "mind their own business"
two-dudes
by Jonah Sauce on Jul 17, 2008 00:48:38
verb.
When something is going really, really well, then all of a sudden the whole situation gets totally fucked. Literal translation/origin: Girl sends Guy a booty call text message at 2am, but when Guy shows up, there's
two dudes just chillin on the couch with Girl. As such, the guy got "two-dudesed."
Similar to cock block or
buzzkill.
Can also be used to imply "
fucking shit up."
"
Two Dudes" may also be used as a noun referring to a person who constantly ruins kickass situations.
Example:
(v.) I was
mackin on this chick last night and it was going great until her
fat friend showed up and totally two-dudesed me!
(v.) That party was totally awesome until the cops showed up and two-dudesed the whole evening.
(v.) If that guy says one more word to
me I'm fully going to go two-dudes on him.
(n.) Tommy is such a tool. He's pretty much a two-dudes.