twomps

the 20's (avenues) in east oakland,ca



twomps
Refers to the number twenty, especially when used as part of scoring a domino game or counting money. Also used as a prefix for numbers 21-29 in the form of twompy-(number).
Example:
You owe me twomps for the movie tickets. John just turned twompy-seven this year.


twomp
Originally a $20 crack rock or marijuana sack. Now it just means the number twenty. Also a turf in East Oakland, originally called the Rollin Twenties, Then the Twomps, now called the Murder Dubbs, or The Murders!
Example:
Dude bought a twomp sack yesterday!


twomp
Originally a twenty sack of drugs of any kind, or the number twenty. To trade stuff (i.e. electronics, tools, stolen merchandise etc.) for drugs of any kind.
Example:
"I just twomped my PS2 for a 30 sack, man." "Sweet, let's get high!"
or
"I can't believe you twomped off our TV. You're such a freaking losing!"


twomped
Twomped- The past tense version of the word twomp. To twomp is a special way to rapidly thrust the penis in and out of a womans vagina creating slight friction combined with the naturally moist envirnonment to stimulate the sexual organs. Twomping however can only be acheived by a man who is highly skilled in the art. For it to be considered twomping the man must shift his hips in a certain manner that causes multiple orgasms and g-spot stimulation to the woman putting her into a euphoric state of hypnotism. Twomping for more than three minutes can create a pleasure overload that can possibly cause an epileptic seizure. The side effect of bieng properly twomped is a need to shower the man with expensive gifts and stalk him. If a man properly twomps a woman then cuts off relations with her it can put her into a deep psycotic state of depression where she may ultimately foam at the mouth and attemp murder and or suicide.
Example:
Yo I twomped Kisha the other night and she squirted all over me dude but since I never called her back she shot her dog because it barked too loud.


twomp
Example:
"I'll see you in twenty minutes" -> "See ya in a twomp, biznatch."

"The kick returner has signaled for a fair catch, so we're going to start from the twenty yard line." -> "He was too scurred to run, so we goin' to the twomp line, biznatches."

"May I please buy a half-eighth?" -> "Gimme a twomp sack, biznatch."


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