umpire
by 2384 on Jan 22, 2008 12:45:17
In
Australian Football, the person who runs around the field blowing a whistle and tries to tell the players what to do. They are usually born without any form of
eyesight. aka White
Maggots
Example:
Mate the umpires blind, he
pinged me for holding the ball when I didn't have chance to
get rid of it.
That
umpire's a stupid White Maggot
Umpire
by TheAmericanUrban on Jun 19, 2018 23:13:35
Umpire
by Louis42 on Mar 28, 2017 11:47:57
Example:
Umpires are
blind
Third-Umpire
by Sidhypes on Jun 14, 2006 04:48:26
Dodgy stuff, too close to call, of
dubious merit, some characteristic or aspect that "
the jury is still out" on. Something that is debatable.
Etymology: Akin to when during a cricket match the on field umpires are faced with a decision that is too difficult to make and so they refer to the
Third Umpire for a ruling.
Third Umpire
by Ranga O_o on Dec 16, 2009 13:40:54
Cricket: Used when the on-field
umpire is unsure of a decision regarding run-outs, stumpings, and the legality of catches. However, they now use it as a
cop-out as they are too pussy to make decisions. The third umpire plays part in the
umpire decision referral system.
umpire school
by umpireschool on Oct 06, 2012 06:51:04
Example:
I was
0 for 3 tonight because butt-face over there
needs to go to umpire school.
Empire Umpire
by 24@SJ on Jul 11, 2009 05:02:41
Largely self appointed head geek at
a Star Wars convention. Passes judgment on costumes and characterizations.
Example:
Uh, you better tighten your buns if you want to make it past the Empire
Umpire and pass for
Princess Leia. You don't want to look like a
Lukass!
Afl Umpires
by Richmondrule on Apr 17, 2022 21:17:46
Example:
The
afl umpires are known for costing
teams games
‘
Geez, the umpires really lost us the game tonight’
Internet Umpire
by Jobless Typer ! on Dec 14, 2020 12:31:36
Satish is a boy from Chennai who is for known for his social media name Internet Umpire , he is well know for his love for the IPL team
chennai super kings and Cricket , He is popoularly known as Heisenberg among twitteraties and
Instagrammer's , he is one of the accounts which is followed by official twitter handle of Chennai
Superking's