unclog

The act of slowly, and cautiously removing your penis from your partners anus. Pain varies on dick size, width, and hardness.



unclog the system
to self-felate in order to put an end to constipation, known statement from Bukowsky's "Post Office"
Example:
I haven't taken a shit in six days, I'm about to unclog the system.


Unclogging the pipes
1. It is another way of saying male masturbation.

2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.
Example:
Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long?
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)


will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke
One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Example:
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!


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