UNDS
Un-Deadstock(shoe related); Which means, you bring out a deadstock pair of kicks and you wear it. Also known as poppin' tags.
UND
Like UNF but hardcore. Accidentally created by the tumblruser Signehansen. Also the German word for and.
Example:
David Tennant is UND
David Tennant is UND
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UND
An acronym for Uncircumcised NiggaDick. It is characterized by a huge fucking black dick that still has an intact foreskin. It is allegedly much more potent than a regular Niggadick, and NATO officially considers it a WMD.
Example:
Frank: Those two guys with the spears over there are packing UNDs...
Franks: Holy fucking spicgook!!! Will our bologna masks protect us?
Frank: Possibly, but I think we will be OK if we smash each others' balls with your industrial strength meat tenderizer...By the way, am I a racist for my fear of UNDs?
Franks: Nah, it's cool...you're friends with a black guy.
Frank: Those two guys with the spears over there are packing UNDs...
Franks: Holy fucking spicgook!!! Will our bologna masks protect us?
Frank: Possibly, but I think we will be OK if we smash each others' balls with your industrial strength meat tenderizer...By the way, am I a racist for my fear of UNDs?
Franks: Nah, it's cool...you're friends with a black guy.
Und-Diving
The act of engaging in sexual activity with a obese member of the opposite or same sex.
Origin
The name of a escape method used by a man or woman following a sexual encounter with an obese member of the opposite, or same, sex that involves using the larger than average size underpants of the subject as a parachute when jumping from the subjects bedroom window.
Origin
The name of a escape method used by a man or woman following a sexual encounter with an obese member of the opposite, or same, sex that involves using the larger than average size underpants of the subject as a parachute when jumping from the subjects bedroom window.