vanity

The great affliction of the modern world. The unintentional judgement by one person of another persons suitability as a friend, associate, or future lover based predominantly on their appearance. A society/marketing driven concept



vanity
Your personality;you as a person.
Example:
Don't attack my vanity.


Vanity
To be obsessed with how you look, to love oneself's image, to think you are the most gorgeous thing on two legsvain
Example:
(Looking at girl staring at herself in mirror) "Jees that girl is so vain look at her loving herself" etc


Vanity
The mirror perceived by one's self. Vanity will manifest ironclad in opinions, behaviours, narratives and emotional response when indulged. Allied with, but not as demonised as the apprentice Narcissist, the vain wield a dormant human instinct that allows fringe aspects of humanity excuses to bloom. Love was conceived on the altar of Vanity.
Example:
person 1- "if the eyes are the window to the soul, vanity is the contact lens required"
person 2- "you are so shallow and lowbrow sometimes"


Vanity
1. An indescribably gorgeous woman who loves to laugh, thinks of others before herself and loves fashion. She can light up the darkest rooms with her personality and has the most mesmerizing eyes.

2.Sweet, shy, and trustworthy friend/girlfriend.
Example:
Vanity makes me feel amazing!


VanitY
A metal group located out of Clearlake California(sadly). it consists of an EPIC drummer Tyler Rose, a GREAT rythm guitarist Sean McAlister, a BOSS lead guitarist/ vocalist Jeremy Cremer, and a FAT but AWESOME manager Andy Vieira. "FUCK THE BASS"
Example:
guy 1: hey did u see VanitY, there epic.
guy 2: i know, i wish i was as good as them


Vanity
a sad indivdual with no real friends, just those on myspace, of which he has several thousand.
Thinks he is perfect, but really a pathetic wannabe.
May suffer from obesity/ bad hair
Often has a britney obsession, brought on by a desire to copy Chris Crocker
Example:
'pc4pc?
w4w?
save britney!
3K no proof!'

'omg he's such a vanity'


Vanity
Shimmered & glistening, the pimply, akward teens that shop or the clothing store. Filled with clothes you will fill goodwill with someday are:
froggy pj's
scandalous mini boob tube tops
or cheap pleather ensembles
everything a middle school child would want
Example:
Alice: whoa! cole where did you get those mad hops
Cole: oo you mean my froggy p.j's
Yeah my shit is hype
Alice: ooo your sooooo vain
Cole: no....Vanity...boooo yaaa! word


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