wack off
to masturbate (male)
a phrase that didn't exist until someone mixed the phrases "jack off" and "wank off"
not to be confused with "wacking"
a phrase that didn't exist until someone mixed the phrases "jack off" and "wank off"
not to be confused with "wacking"
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wack-off-able
Wack off Rolodex
In the process of wacking off, a man in his own mind 'flips through' images or videos of women he has met or seen throughout his life in an attempt to find the image to wack off and/or climax to. This collection of images IS the 'Wack Off Rolodex'.
Example:
"Dude, I totally used my Wack Off Rolodex, flipped to your mom, and got off the other night"
"Dude, I totally used my Wack Off Rolodex, flipped to your mom, and got off the other night"
Wax on, Wack off
When a guy gets hot molten wax (from a lit candle) dripped on his junk as a means of sexual stimulation. This is either done by himself or a partner. Alternatively, he can dip just the head of his dick in it, creating something like a wax helmet Especially entertaining is when the dude blows his load, literally popping the helmet off like a champagne cork.
Example:
Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-san, what fuck you doing??? I told you to wax car!
Daniel: Oh hey Mr. Miyagi, Ali showed me a new move called Wax on, Wack off. You´re gonna love it. Watch this...(KASPLOOG!!!)
Mr. Miyagi: you round-eye little asshole, you messed up Dojo mat. Now I show you new move: OKINAWA NUT TORNADO
Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-san, what fuck you doing??? I told you to wax car!
Daniel: Oh hey Mr. Miyagi, Ali showed me a new move called Wax on, Wack off. You´re gonna love it. Watch this...(KASPLOOG!!!)
Mr. Miyagi: you round-eye little asshole, you messed up Dojo mat. Now I show you new move: OKINAWA NUT TORNADO