wal-mart

a place of terror and fear, a conspiracy, where sick angry mothers bring their children as a cruel form of punishment.



wal-mart
1. A place where any customer having a bad day feels it is ok to treat walmart employees like 2nd class citizens. You walk around putting items randomly on shelves, next guy comes along picks up a $50.00 phone off of the candle isle in a spot marked $1.00 and wants it for that price but i'm the "stupid bitch" because he can't read.

2. A place that is packed at 2 AM because prices are low and everyone loves to shop there but these same people love to complain how they are driving small business out. Prices may be low but no one is holding a gun to your head. support your local businesses...shop there, not walmart and shut the fuck up!

PLEASE PEOPLE BE KIND TO YOU WALMART EMPLOYEES...WE ARE PEOPLE TOO.JUST WITH 10% OFF AND STOCK OPTIONS.
Example:
What do you mean this comforter is $79.95!! The shelf said it was only $2.49.It was right there next to the coffe mugs."STUPID WAL-MART BITCH"

"Oh Bob,isn't it ashame that little pet store down the stree went out of business. We haven't been there in years. It's wal-mart's fault." "Speaking of which, I need to go there and pick up 20lbs of dog food for $8.oo"


wal-mart
A place where idiots like to shop and complain.
Example:
Hi sir this is the forth time all my fish have died from here. Would you like your money back? No i want to get more fish.


wal-mart
1.A great place to bounce balls and piss off employees
2.A place i hate to go to because u go in and want only a few things and end up paying 400 dollars.
3.A place that almost everyone goes to but complains about it. seriously ppl if u dont like it then why go there?
Example:
John: i threw this red ball across the aisle and some lady yelled at me, it was great!

Mary: ok kids wait here ill be back in a few minutes.
::3 hours later:: sry i just had to get some extra things and this time i only spent 400$!! what a bargan!

Man walking into wal-mart: god i hate this place, oh well


wal-mart
The place where people who don't wear bra's and don't have teeth go to get supplies for the winter (and ammo for the summer)
Example:
Guy 1:Dude that guy doesn't have any teeth.

guy 2:Yeah well the ...girls tits are on the floor ....ten feet behind her .

guy 1 :hope the cashier is fast ...

guy 2: not if she works at wal-mart.


wal-mart
noun: a fucked up store that has everything made in indonesia and hires illegal immigrants all the while putting up with rednecks ghettos and those loser kids from the gay commercials. in business land wal-mart is the faggit who somehow has everything and is rushed everyday

verb: to get ruined and replaced by someone with 1/3 the quality and who is cheap as hell
Example:
1. henrique and jose cleaned up the wal-mart while helping shaniqua and tyrone find shirts with dragons and flames on it

2. guy 1: poor kid...

guy 2: what happened?

guy 1: bobby got wal-mart'd by tht fag alfonso

guy 2: ouch..


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