wank off
by GuidoPosse69 on Feb 09, 2005 06:27:16
To masturbate, hold
the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of
the sentence, if a woman or
gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.
wank off
by bastardized bottomburp on May 28, 2003 15:36:38
A competition of who can
wank the
longest, at full speed, without
cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.
Example:
wank off
by XavierPoop on Jan 30, 2014 03:46:54
To
have a wank fight. You have to masturbate against another player and the winner is who lasts the longest. You must attempt to wank at at least 20
mph. Try and collect your
jizz in a cup and compare to other players for more win.
Example:
"I totally kicked their
asses in that wank off last night. I
managed to beat 4 people
in a row"
wank off
by sicko the clown on Nov 14, 2004 20:50:37
wank off
by WipeOnCurtains on Oct 08, 2007 08:14:27
A
high speed, pointless
guitar solo. Often utilized by 80s-era hair bands. Serves no real purpose musically, except to demonstrate the technical
prowess of the guitar player.
Example:
Bass player: "So, are you going to unleash any wild guitar solos
on the crowd tonight, man?"
Guitar player: "Damn straight. I'm gonna wank off all over that audience, dude".
Bass player: "Sweet. Now let's get back to
hoovering lines off of this
hooker's ass".
wanks off
by Fletcher Cox on Dec 08, 2004 11:23:10
Wanking off
by PapaPalpatine2008 on May 14, 2015 12:36:34
Wank off
by José Handjob on Mar 27, 2018 09:09:21
Example:
Kolby: “Hey, I’m about to go
wank off, wanna watch?”
Henry: “Sure, can I join?”
Kolby: “Of course!”
Kolby: “AHHHHH! Yessss! *
smack smack smack* OMG THIS IS GOOD.
Henry: “AHHHHHHHH! I’m loving this. I’m gay. Fuck me?
Kolby: “YES! DOGGY STYLE? LETS GO! *MOANS* FUCK THIS IS GOOD.
A wank off
by The_one_and_only🍑🥇 on Dec 10, 2019 20:21:20