watch
by jennaandgraceHOTTNESSS<3 on Jan 26, 2010 05:27:02
1. an item a douchebag who knows the time owns.
2. faggots where watches in order to show that they have so much money, they can waste it on tacky ugly
useless shit like shiny watches. They like to call attention to these watches by
making a scene about having to "TAKE OFF MY 5000 WATCH BEFORE I PUT MY
HAND CREAM ON!" so that they can later jerk off to old men shoving hot pink decorative dildos up each others ass holes.
Example:
bob - Hey dude lets jerk off together while we watch this hot porn we bought yesterday!
dan - yeah sure! FIRST let me take off my million dollar
tacky ass watch so i dont get cum or
hand cream on it!
bob - *mutters under breath* you watch-wearing
shit head.
watch it be
by www.theroachyjay.tk on Sep 15, 2006 07:42:53
Phrase, generally used in a sarcastic tone, used to
exaggerate something's distance, location or someone's profession. It is often accompanied by the term "like". Less popularly, it may be used in several other contexts which are
deemed appropriate at the time.
Example:
Ex. 1 -
Elisa: I wonder where they keep their jewelry...
Angela:
Watch it be, like, on the top shelf where no one can reach or see it.
Ex. 2 - Jim: What's she do for a living?
Frank: Not sure. I'll ask her... Watch it be
professional wrestling.